Doom Metal Alchemist

Fuck you, food police. 😝

What she is saying is it might be a good thing you didn't start transitioning early and you are better off for starting in adulthood.

Happy birthday Koji! I love this version of the Zelda theme:

I'm dumb AND a dweeb.

I'm sorry Jesus, but "delivered in 3 days or less, or else it's free" just isn't a great marketing strategy.

What baffles ME is that instead of everyone upvoting one or two posts everyone keeps insisting on asking the same question as everyone else and getting the same response from me each time. What new information do you think you're going to get out of me from asking the same question five other people asked and the same response from me of "It's easy to not know when you don't care and its irrelevant to me." It''s fine if it baffles you but does everyone have to ask the same fucking question like they are the first do do so when a) almost every regular who has posted today has already asked and got a response from me and b) it's not even an important part of the thread?

It actually is, but can't tape measures measure circumference?

String? We can't use a tape measure?

ikr?

Not really. I almost never let it get to the point where the light comes on. When i fill my tank, I generally end up adding anywhere from around 5-9 gallons into my tank. Not purposely getting any of those numbers, it just stops and when I look up it's somewhere in that range. But again, my tank isn't on E, like ever. How much gas was in the tank before I filled up? I don't know. So a random mystery amount + anywhere from 5 to 9 gallons depending equals something I never cared to figure out.

Why. Why the hell is everyone so fixated on this. Everyone in the thread: "You don't know how big your tank is???? How do you even live??????" Me: "Uh, very easily....?" I don't know my computer monitor's resolution without looking it up. Same for my TV's resolution, or even size in inches. I don't know what kind of cartridges my printer takes without checking. Hell, I don't know what model printer I have without looking. I don't remember what brand my earbuds are. Is everyone gasping at all that too? How can I not know all this? Because none of it fucking matters, that's how! Who the fuck cares? The real world experience in the OP was purely for expositional purposes to explain how my train of thought got to what I THOUGHT was a bizarre thought that was the entire point of the thread, that apparently is, while still unreasonable in its own right, is still not as bizarre as not knowing how big one's gas tank is.

My train of thought goes to weird places sometimes.

I mean I guess I could but I'm just not concerned with it and am not sure why everyone else in this thread seems to be.

I don't entirely understand what you're describing in the part I highlighted but the parts above are good points.

I almost never let it get to the light. Right now my current routine is to fill up every thursday morning after my chiropractor appointment. That way, unless I do a lot more driving on any given weekend than I usually do, I have plenty of gas to for the weekend through my work week and fill up again the following thursday. My dad did a whole lot of driving for his career and when I started driving he told me he always fills his tank when it's about half empty because he didn't want to be stranded, and I kinda followed suit, just because, even though I never had to drive anywhere near aa much.

I was referring to this: I never trolled this person this was just a scenario my wandering brain came up with way after the fact. I thought the idea that you could ask for a billion dollars worth of gas with no consequences funny. And that just led my mind to demanding seeing the guy strike the 0 key nine times. As a hypothetical scenario this is funny to me but I'd never do that irl because I like to think I'm not an asshole.

? It says how many gallons were added, not much my tank can hold. What are you talking about?

2008.

The thing is I thought you were older because of how I remember you describing yourself here.

Why is it so imperative I know how many gallons my tank could hold?

I already said no.

Do I get to call you out for not knowing how to read now?

83. Your point is I should know things that are and have always been completely irrelevant to my life (not basic math but how to pay for gas at the register). I mean not sure how I would do the math if I don't even know how big my tank is and didn't make it a point to notice the price of gas before I went in, so I just estimated and my estimation was pretty good.