Doom Metal Alchemist

I wish they'd bring back Mountain Dew Spark.

I assumed reading glasses were just for far sighted people. What I didn't realize was far sighted people would need "regular" glasses as well as reading glasses. There's a lot of people in family that wear/wore glasses (the "wore" either got lasik or mainly wear contacts) and i think they're all near sighted. Exception: my dad. His only glasses are reading glasses.

Just because I don't need reading glasses doesn't mean I have good eyes, lol. If I wanted to read without my glasses on I would have to hold the page basically right up to my nose. But I'm still near sighted, not farsighted, so my glasses are to see in general, not just to read.

I'll be 42 in a couple months.

Only normal glasses here.

Gets jealous of his dog when it drinks out of the toilet, as he wishes he could do the same without any social consequences.

@Insipid I don't have any problem with you posting stuff like that, but can you spoiler it at least? You know, NSFW

Right.... It's such a non-issue that people won't STFU about "who caused it."

Good lord. I always hated U.S. Acres and just sat through it because I wanted to watch Garfield. Also, as much as I loved the cartoon, the strip was better.

Welp, I'm ready for winter to fuck all the way off now.

Who won't STFU about the cost of groceries and gasoline?

I'm hungry but I don't want to get up.

Had a near-death experience where he was playing chess with Hitler in hell. Just as he was about to take Hitler's king and declare checkmate, his soul instantly got sucked back into his body, reviving his earthly form.

Invented the mullet back in 1977.

I was hoping you knew what time zone he lived in. I guess I was wrong?

Happy birthday!

@K_N @Raptorpat I noticed the announcement for the maintenance downtime, but what time zone at midnight?

I usually use chrome

Happy birthday!

RIP

Is called Blazing Puck because he lit a puck on fire and tried using it to play a game of hockey.

I'm not the biggest Queen fan, but the combination of his incredible voice, incredible charisma as a performer and frontman, and his flamboyance, it makes sense people would be hardcore fans. In the past I've bought various magazines just because they've had interviews with or columns by my favorite musicians, and I've delved into entire wikipedia pages too.

I'm a regular at my favorite pizza place that the woman there knows me by name and knows what I always order by memory (she just asks what size I want because sometimes I've gone medium and sometimes I've gone large), and I guess as showing appreciation of my continued business every once in a while she offers me a free drink while I wait. Today she did, and I got some Mountain Dew from the soda fountain, and for whatever reason, it tasted waaaaaay more syrupy than it usually does. I drink Mountain Dew all the time, but almost always out of cans. The cans of Mountain Dew I drink never taste this syrupy. And I never get Throwback or Zero Sugar, or Diet, or anything, always just regular ol' Mountain Dew. I've heard of restaurants watering down their soda fountains to cut costs, but it didn't taste watered down, like there wasn't less taste or anything, the only thing different was the syrupiness. It's known that the same soda may taste different depending on the container it's in (fountain, bottle, can), but the Internet would have me believe the fountain is the best. Based on this experience, I highly disagree.

I absolutely do not understand the fascination some guys have with seeing women eat bananas, hotdogs, corndogs, sub sandwiches, lolipops, etc. There's nothing sexual about it unless they do it deliberately.

Likes to cosplay as the kid from Easter Island.