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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Bobby Liebling's really making the rounds lately. I still gotta check out the new Pentagram album.
  2. Digitized fish makes me think of the underwater Dethklok album.
  3. One night, before a Kiss gig, snuck up behind Peter Criss and knocked him out, hid Peter in his bed, put on his outfit and makeup, and anonymously joined Kiss behind the kit for the show. After the show, he just skulked away. That show has gone down in Kiss Army lore as Peter Criss' best ever drum performance, whether live or in the studio. The following day, the band found Peter in his bed and congratulated him on his performance of a lifetime. Peter didn't remember it, but didn't figure anything was wrong since he blacks out on drugs and alcohol all the time. Is quite happy living with this accomplishment of his, and is satisfied no one in the world will ever know the truth.
  4. After seeing the success Metallica had with their collaboration with the San Francisco City Orchestra, tried organizing an orchestra collaboration with black metal legends DarkThrone.
  5. I don't have a myth for this post, I just want this one elaborated on.^
  6. Wasn't supposed to say anything.
  7. Wrote The Boys Are Back In Town. Sold it to Thin Lizzy for a pack of smokes and a scratch off. The scratch off was a loser.
  8. Knows why System of a Down chose to name their song "Chop Suey!"
  9. Insipid is the one responsible for Ryu and Ken shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAYOUKEN instead of SHORYUKEN in Street Fighter II.
  10. Composed the music for Zangief's theme for Street Fighter II. When asked by the head of Capcom's music department if it's wise the theme should have a four minute bass solo to open the song before any other instrumentation comes in, he said, "Yes, and if it is altered in any way, I'm off the project!"
  11. 10 years ago, he entered a global Street Fighter arcade tournament, and played as Ryu. Made it to the final match. His opponent was also Ryu. To this very day, they're STILL deadlocked just spamming Hadoukens at each other.
  12. Owes Tao a looooooooot of money.
  13. Has a strange obsession with The Olive Garden.
  14. Replaces the replacement plastic forks and spoons with sporks.
  15. Replaces Olive Garden's stolen urinal cakes with their chocolate cakes.
  16. Was the real-life inspiration for the character Al Bundy.
  17. Sold his mom's VCR to get the hooha.
  18. Only knows that because he was the casting director.
  19. Sent in countless letters to The Simpsons demanding more Disco Stu.
  20. Judging by past behaviors of all board members, would absolutely be the first one to volunteer to sleep with fuggs. Had to go to rehab for his addiction to fuggs' hooha.
  21. Had to go to rehab for his chicken biryani addiction
  22. Wears an eyepatch over one eye, not because something happened to his eye, and not because he wants too look more like a pirate, but rather he's trying to get people to call him "Patch."
  23. Has made it his life's ambition to create "Mode 8" graphics.
  24. And Ric appears out of nowhere for a zeni update.
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