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    Faked his death and changed his legal name to Chuck E. Cheese, got a job at Chuck E. Cheese as Chuck E. Cheese, and lives inside the restaurant and only ever takes the costume off temporarily to eat or use the restroom. And only after hours, of course. He is so dedicated to the new identity, he has literally tricked himself into thinking Chuck E. Cheese has the best pizza in the world, and it is all he eats.
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    Then what's the difference between Sandstone and Nabs?
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    Are you sure? This seems so unlikely to me.
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    Let me know how Futurama 3.0 is.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Brought Peppa Pig to the Bay of Pigs.
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    Also also tried out for WWE Tough Enough but got disqualified for throwing a folding chair at the camera man.
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    I noticed she skipped your last tag and hasn't posted for quite some time.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Talks like Barney the dinosaur when angry.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Traded in his monster truck for a cyber truck.
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    When you can't unclog your toilet, the sink is NOT a suitable replacement!
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    Gotta ask @The_annoying_onewas the react based on pre-edit or post-edit? lol
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    Is said jerk store's all time best seller.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    David Burkowitz, a New York City serial killer, was Dubbed "Son of Sam" by the media. My question is, who the fuck is Sam?
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    At first I read RDR2 as R2D2 and was very confused.
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    Erected the world's very first jerk store in Akron, Ohio.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Like everyone else here, I wish ghosty would use the "what are you thinking about" thread for his inane babblings rather than posting the same two threads every damn day.
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    I came from the gas station spending EXACTLY $18.00 (zero cents!). Whenever someone spends such a round number on gas, they do it on purpose. I just let my tank fill up. When the pump automatically stopped because the tank was full, my total was exactly 18 dollars and ZERO cents.
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    Nice abbreviation, at first glance it looks like something Ghostrek would write when actually trying to write "Creative Writing."
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    I've never understood the difference between dinner and supper. Also, have you ever noticed that in every golden age Disney film, they always have supper and dinner doesn't even exist?
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    Good luck communicating with foreign leaders.... Or anyone, ever.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is it just me, or do the Chris in the top middle and the Chris in the top right look like twins?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If anyone's confused as to why his neck would have its own name, just remember that Peter Griffin was once Matt Damon's neck.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Knows why Blink 182 chose their name.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dare I say, Velma is completely unattractive.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Getting serious for a moment, the Velma cosplay in porn NEEDS. TO. DIE.
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