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    .....Where are you from?
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    Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.
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    Hard agree, and I'm downright ashamed I didn't think of it until reading your post. Also, powdered doughnut pancake surprise.
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    Loves candycorn on the cob.
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    It's funny how Sprite went from lampooning soft drink companies using athletes to hawk their drinks to having athletes having their own custom flavors. How the mighty have fallen.
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    The most metal toy commercial ever:
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    He's married, not dead.
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    That's not how you fertilize an egg!
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    Congrats! Can you name her/his sn?
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    That's a fucking good one. Has your opinion of this album changed? I think I remember you saying you didn't like it near as much as the debut and Rising.
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    Terry Gilliam.
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    I'm not absolutely sure, but I think it's HonorableCloud.
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    Ackshually, I am convinced that old people make up the majority of FB users.
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    The mannequin on the left looks like they're doing an impression of Kyle Rittenhouse crying in court.
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    If his first pick-up line doesn't work, his next favorite is "Baby, you're the biggest thing since powdered milk."
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    His favorite pick-up line is, "Baby, you're as hot as a docker's armpit."
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    Got Mr. Hoonie an urban sombrero for Christmas.
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    Is currently dating the lead singer of Hole.
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    Puts ketchup on his gummy bears.
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    Nixon is his favorite president of all time, and for one simple reason:
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    It occurs to me that Jenna Ortega might have based her performances of Wednesday Addams on Aubrey Plaza's character from Parks & Rec.
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    Goes clubbing every weekend, and any time he's about to hit the dance floor, he exclaims, "The rhythm! It's doing something to my human butt!"
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    Does rent count? Because I haven't spent money on anything else in 2026 yet.
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