Doom Metal Alchemist

*to the tune of The Divinyls*

I generally avoid watching stuff that the title suggests to me I'd probably not like it. Back when the Snow White remake was a thing, I decided to click on a review vid by someone who called themselves something like "The Movie Cynic." It was obvious before watching he was panning the movie, but that was fine with me, as I had no preconceived notions. The thing is this guy tries WAY to hard to be angry, like AVGN might do, except unlike AVGN, there is absolutely no reason to believe this guy is being at all ironic in how worked up he was getting.

ROFL even admitting this, you're still defending the tariffs. You are beyond hopeless. The tariffs are a good thing, just don't buy new cars and you'll be fine! LMAO

The judge that wanted so badly to find an innocent man guilty said even IF THERE WAS A MATCH BETWEEN THE DNA ON THE DRESS AND TRUMP'S DNA, IT DOESN'T MEAN A WHOLE LOT OF ANYTHING. So considering the judge said if the DNA matches, it doesn't necessarily mean anything beyond "an encounter" and by no means proves rape, why are you harping on that Trump's DNA was never entered into evidence? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/15/trump-e-jean-carroll-defamation-lawsuit-dna

I think cheese pizza is mostly a kids' thing. I only ever wanted cheese pizza when I was little, but somewhere along the lines cheese pizza became one of the few pizzas I would refuse to eat. Why do so many kids seem to not like toppings? Even meat stuff like pepperoni, ham, sausage, etc? I have no idea.

Happy birthday!

I can't tell if that bug is working out or dancing.

This is the first Black Sabbath song I ever heard, way back in the summer of 1996. That main riff blew my fucking mind. Though these days my favorite part of the song is the ~last minute or so.

Was it that you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?

At the age of 40 I finally moved out of my parents' house and into my own apartment. I so guess that's something.

Wrote a 200 page dissertation arguing in favor of Ross from Friends' "We were on a break!" defense.

I think it's actually for sponges.

The summers where I live get very hot for California (next few days its 101, 104, 104, and 103). And to top it off, it doesn't cool off much at night this time of year. Sounds horrible, right? But I actually kinda like it. Why? I always know exactly what to wear in all circumstances at all times of the day: Shorts and a t-shirt. No long pants, no long sleeves, no jackets or sweaters or hoodies... just shorts and a t-shirt. Am I going to be indoors or outdoors? Am I going to be out mainly in daylight or after dark? What's the temp supposed to be in the morning compared to the afternoon? Doesn't matter. Shorts and a t-shirt.

I honestly can't believe McDonald's sold milk back then. Did they have apple slices too?

Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Gen Z reviewers panning Zelda 1 for being too cryptic make me angry.

I think Fred's too out of shape to climb in through the window.

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

I like how your cable provider was World of Warcraft.

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

Happy birthday!