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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    Refuses to eat any Asian food with chopsticks, but insists on eating steak and potatoes with chopsticks.
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    Eats soup with a fork
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    Pitched "a show about nothing" to NBC.
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    Is the Jerry to my Newman.
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    Has modeled his life after George Costanza.
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    Thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny.
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    Swears up and down that Metal Magic is the best Pantera album. Is absolutely willing to die on this hill.
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    Was the ghostwriter for World Domination For Dummies.
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    Stupid Elmer Fuddisms aside, I liked how he flubbed his line and they didn't even have him redo it.
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    WTF am I the only one that thinks Zero is deserving of a much more badass voice than that goofy ass shit he got stuck with?
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    The phrase "make you feel my love" sounds a little rapey...
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    Got his hair cut like Mr. T and plays kids' birthday parties as Bizarro Mr. T.
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    Buy peanut butter ice cream for that urge so you'll save your actual peanut butter for your sandwiches. Or maybe buy jelly and have jelly sandwiches instead.
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    Did Elon sign off on this speech? lol
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    How does that Kool-Aid taste?
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    Family Guy single-handedly made me hate that song.
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    Or your Freddy from Scooby Doo cosplay.
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    I was actually ready this year! W00t!
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How has no one posted Troll 2 yet?
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    In my experience lack of dryer sheets effects stuff like socks and underwear quite a bit. Stuff like shirts and pants? Not a bit.
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    This was my very experience with Ocarina of Time. First play through was one of the most epic gaming experiences of my life. I give it a year and then tried to start a second play through. I was so fucking board in the Deku Tree I just turned it off and never played it again.
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    "We warned you?" This is just the kind of stuff his base masturbates to.
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    Until very recently, I fucking loved their chocolate chip cookies. I just ate them too often. I used to like their muffins a lot too. But they make you buy them in sets of 12, and I can't eat that many muffins before most of them start to go bad.
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    Well, I did it. I officially got sick of Costco's bakery's chocolate chip cookies. Didn't see that coming.
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