Doom Metal Alchemist

Well at least your battery died coming back after fucking, not on your way to fucking.

Happy belated!

Nada Surf?

I can't find anything I can afford AND where I would want to live on apartments.com....

I answered an ad for a room for rent in a house on craigslist.... Info not given in the posting was is it a 1 bedroom house (which is what I would prefer) or does it have more bedrooms that would be rented by other tenants..... I don't want to live with any roommates that I don't personally pick, let alone people I don't even know.... Asked the person who posted through text whether there are other tenants in the house, and they're giving me the runaround trying to rush me to make an appointment for a tour... I think I may have been talking with a bot.

Are there houses with only 1 bedroom out there?

Happy birthday, Mex! 🎂🎈 🎈 🎈

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

We already got people buying other peoples' piss for drug tests, now we'll have people buying others' poop to get money from this toilet. I was actually quite enthralled reading that article until I came to the end where it said the average persons' daily poop can power about one load of dishes. Seems like not much of a return.