Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy belated!

That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.

I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar

I LITERALLY lol'd at this.

Wouldn't disbanding NATO basically relinquish a WHOLE SHIT TON of control the U.S. has over the world? The Republicans aren't in Putin's pocket THAT Much.

Am I the only one seeing minus signs where the cat pics should be?

I used to not like it because it was just bass. I REALLY hated Dhalsim's, because I thought it sounded like "baby music." Later on in life i learned I just really hate the sound of an electric sitar (actual sitars are much cooler).

The older brother looks like he's having an orgasm in the second panel.

So, uh, how come MAGA doesn't like NATO? More importantly, why wouldn't Republicans politicians, MAGA or not, want NATO? What would they gain by disbanding it?

Too bad he doesn't work at the porno store anymore, because he'd probably be able to without even getting in trouble.

I saw in a neighbor's yard plastic jack-o-lanterns, that instead of being pumpkins, were candy corn. I thought it was pretty great. What's scarier than pumpkins? Candy corn! What's scarier than candy corn? Evil candy corn!

I drove my dad to (minor) surgery this morning and I waited in the car and listened to music while I waited to drive him home. My playlist included: Black Sabbath: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Symptom of the Universe, Dirty Women Wakefield: Old Man Witchcraft: Her Sisters They Were Weak, Nucleus Gamma Ray: Heal Me Visigoth: Warrior Queen Lordian Gaurd: Lost Archangel, Revelation XIX Uriah Heep: The Park Scorpions: Sails of Charon The Well: Freedom Above Sleep: Dragonaut Master Sword: Children of Old Legend: The Golden Bell Jimi Hendrix: Midnight Lightning (version from the South Saturn Delta album)

Happy birthday!

Examples?

R.I.P. Adam West, the best character on Family Guy.

Which is why you made your sn "helpme." It is a cry for help for anyone who comes across you.

Apparently, Republicans REALLY don't like freedom of speech, in the most literal sense, when it is convenient for them: A fucking law. Already signed into place. Literally limiting free speech, literally what anti-woke people are always crying about when it doesn't even apply. And this is popular among them? Does DeSantis see the irony here? Or his supporters? Anybody right wing see a problem here?

I support legalizing sex work, but this is not the way to go about it....

I'm pretty sure you're joking but I'm gonna pretend you're serious because that would be fantastic.

What did it take to get "banned"?

So is this guy saying that at the time of the raid, on August 8, 2022, Trump was still president? Because I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure it was Joe Biden.

.........no.

I'm not very confident this necessarily rings true for white women, at least..... It's like I literally cannot even date inside my own race because according to the dating apps I am on literally every single last white woman in my town lists themselves as conservative. Unless the point that's being made is even conservative women don't want to date conservative men? Because that would be something else.