Doom Metal Alchemist

The load times are ridiculous. And so much of the time the page doesn't even load.

I was never able to beat Super Mario Bros. When I get to 8-4 I run out of time before I find the right path. And I have a really hard time beating 8-3 because of the hammer bros., so I get virtually no practice on 8-4. I suck.

Those commercials with the "Can you hear me now?" guy crack me up. Like he sits on a bench and a woman goes, "Hey aren't you..." like she recognized him. Who in the blue hell would recognize that guy after all this time? Also the marketing tactic of "We're not the best, but we're cheap!"

Yo.