Doom Metal Alchemist

Like when she was 7 and packed the go-bag with the candy cell phone.

I like smart phones but fuck tablets. I'm all about laptops. 2-in-1's don't appeal to me either.

The metal needs to be painted black then it can be an official San Francisco Giants fridge.

So I'm watching Bob's Burgers and Louise says this to Tina, with emphasis on the word junior. It's like, no Louise, your 13 year old sister wants to kiss Jimmy Pesto SENIOR. Is that better?

Technically you're also a college graduate. I was about to correct you and say you're a grad school dropout, but you're a grad school graduate as well. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Exactly my point!

You should've given him a "4" instead.

First he would have to buy the construction paper, glue, and popsicles/sticks though.

That was awful.

To clarify, I wasn't really calling this a hissy-fit so far, but it could've easily turned into one.

Now don't turn into fuggs now. I felt like posting "stilgar got a thread locked and he didn't throw a hissy-fit."

Happy birthday!

I recently saw two cover bands playing at bars and it was torture. However, THIS cover band plays exclusively Ozzy and Black Sabbath songs, and the singer is a dead ringer for Ozzy singing wise. It was actually really cool watching them. My band is doom metal / stoner metal / heavy metal / hard rock depending on the song. Think Black Sabbath. You can listen to our stuff in the first link in my sig.

Happy birthday! Eat some phallic food for me.

I very often wear khakis and a polo t-shirt. Very rarely wear a collared polo shirt though.

Put out a full length album on CD.

Just had a burger, fries, onion rings, coke, and a cookie from Carl's Jr. It's only 7:30 though, there's a good chance I'll eat again before midnight.

Making progress in my band. 5 songs copyrighted and posted online. Working on more.

Or when you have diarrhea and then you realize too late that there's no toilet paper.

Sleep deprivation plays hell on your mental faculties.

I liked the ones that were a chocolate layer on top of a vanilla layer on top of another chocolate layer.

Get off the stage!

I think he also used Assy McGee icons too.

In the afternoon I'm probably going to my friend's band practice which is doubling as a party. My friend is the singer of that band (an Ozzy and Sabbath tribute band) and also the singer of my band. Who knows, maybe we'll play a couple songs too.

He was crackymccracken, he may have been reasonably well known. I knew who he was. I had no idea he was perseus though.