Doom Metal Alchemist

Fair enough.

What is a "bussy"?

Just telling it like it is.

In what way do they try too hard?

No. First, I'm a straight male. Second, I'm a boob man.

Love is a strong word. I like when he's put off by Tina, or when he's oblivious to Tina.

I hated Linda at first too, but then I grew to tolerate her... and eventually like her.

The good news about being cold is you can put on as many layers as you need.

The whole point of driving is to get from point A to point B.

Smart watches are dumb to me. It's like a smart phone with an infinitely smaller screen (and keyboard?) and to use it for any decent amount of time it would probably make your arm tired for holding it in the appropriate position for several minutes. But you know what's REALLY stupid? Those damn hoverboards. "hoverboard." What marketing genius came up with that name? Back to the Future Part II invented the concept of hoverboards, which was basically a skateboard without wheels that floats a bit above the ground and could go over any surface. The real "hoverboards" are nothing more than segues without handlebars. No hovering of any kind going on.

TV's used to be cube-like. Now they're more like rectangles.

I'll take your word for it.

Without the easy access of Internet porn, t-girl porn would probably be far less profitable.

That's a great track list. Although Great Gig in the Sky was never one of my favorite Pink Floyd songs.

I have a feeling my life would be so much better had I never discovered / got addicted to message boards.

Cakes aren't phallic enough for you. He should've given you a box of Ho-Ho's.

Hm... Well e-dating apps have ruined my friend's chance for romance. He will absolutely not listen to reason and keeps falling for the scammers who use instagram models'/ pornstars pics for their fake profiles. He needs to ditch the damn apps and pick up women at bars. He's very outgoing anyway.

In an old episode of Key and Peele, the titular two wondered what ever happened to rap GROUPS? There are still plenty of rappers... But where are the rap GROUPS? I bring this up, because having a full band is what's gotten me to this point. I play guitar, and my band has a singer, a drummer, a bass player, and a second guitarist. Without these individuals, I would still be nowhere. I don't know if it's feasible for you to start a rap group, as according to Key and Peele, rap groups are a thing of the past... but bringing in several other musicians to help cultivate my vision has helped me tremendously.

Like when she was 7 and packed the go-bag with the candy cell phone.

I like smart phones but fuck tablets. I'm all about laptops. 2-in-1's don't appeal to me either.

The metal needs to be painted black then it can be an official San Francisco Giants fridge.

So I'm watching Bob's Burgers and Louise says this to Tina, with emphasis on the word junior. It's like, no Louise, your 13 year old sister wants to kiss Jimmy Pesto SENIOR. Is that better?

Technically you're also a college graduate. I was about to correct you and say you're a grad school dropout, but you're a grad school graduate as well. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Exactly my point!