Doom Metal Alchemist

I couldn't find a proper pic/caption, this is as good as I could do.

And, might I add, they didn't think they only produced one single sperm(atazoa?)

I've seen your balloon face, I doubt I've seen your meat face.

Pineapple? I don't recall her saying she loves pineapple. I also don't recall eating pineapple being a black stereotype, if that's what you were going for.

Well yeah. Sex dungeon in the basement.

Looks like a sex dungeon.

For me it's much more common that I gotta pee.

God, that woman's hair. If that hair style was still popular I'd probably be asexual.

Oh.

Coop?

Did @Adminderaptorpat or @KN figure out how to keep those Russian bots out yet?

Yeah, that.

I imagined balloons in the shape/color of the shit emoji.

BAR HAR HAR

I... almost want to see pics of said shitballoons. ...Almost.

That conflicts with everything you've told me in this thread so far, lol.

You should move to the desert. I think you'd be happy there.

NEVER? What about in the summer???

I live in California, it's very easy to be too hot, even this time of year. Right now I'm wearing shorts and no shirt.

I don't want to feel like toast.

*balloonposts about shit*

Why is he wearing his pants so high?

I have a few bands' CDs that I listened to in middle/high school on my phone that some times come up on shuffle, such as Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and The Doors. But I never really make the conscious decision to listen to them. Other than that, last year I put on a few AC/DC CDs sporadically, and AC/DC is the first band I was ever interested in, when I was like 9 or 10 years old.

Sounds sexy.

I don't watch any porn with plots/storylines.