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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I used to eat pizza every fri-wed every week. It was usually just 1-2 slices per day, but still.
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    Not really liking it as much as the originals. Kinda disappointing, for example, to hear Frog's Theme as melancholy instead of triumphant.
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    lol that's a bit heavy-handed. I mean did anti-tobacco lobbyists pay George Lucas or something? Don't get me wrong, I hate smoking, but damn.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I didn't know that.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What do you call them now?
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well "firepin" does sound a lot cooler than cigarette. It almost sounds like some kind of ninja attack or black magic spell in a video game.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Did they actually call them death sticks in the movie, or was that just something the captioner did?
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yes.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's a good one, but it would work better with a lizard, since they can regrow their tails.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do they call them 'firepins'?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is that from a Star Wars prequel?
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've made up jokes with that punchline before.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That would work for how Moses does his hair.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you use them to pop balloons?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE JOKES?
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I call them "sicks." Because that's what they are, and that's what they make you.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What I remember from reviews in gaming mags of the day is that Secret of Evermore kind of sucks and is no where near as good as Secret of Mana.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It looks like play-doh.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why in god's name would you say this?
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's quite a good game, but not as essential as Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, or Chrono Trigger.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Man, that sucks.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's still on AS practically every night.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What about the r?
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Boo! No seriously, more jokes plz. I remember in IB your Batman/sodium joke was one of the highest kudo'd posts on the boards.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea.
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