Doom Metal Alchemist

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Why?

From about last Friday (the one prior to yesterday) to last Tuesday I had the mildest cold since I was a little kid. Barely runny nose, nose not at all stuffed up, barely watery eyes, no more sneezing than usual, and not one single cough. But my nose was still kinda itchy and irritated. But it was very tolerable.

An emergency broadcast system for the emergency broadcast system.... brilliant! Also I'm so glad that now I can just click "ok" on my cable remote to dismiss it. Back in the day you had to listen to the whole damn thing or mute the TV while you wait for it to stop.

I was very saddened when I learned NAMBLA wasn't something South Park made up.

If they're lazy, what makes you think they'll drag her home?

I've said too much... >_>

You are the greatest gift a guy could ask for.

That was the day after my 25th birthday.

....... Dammit.

You shitpost like it's 2007.

Oddly enough, my friend just told me about this meme tonight. Never knew about it before.

Collecting CDs.

This is definitely an important question. As for the real Julia Louis-Dreyfus (I have no idea if I spelled that right)... I've never thought she was particularly attractive, but she's not ugly, and she has aged well. I'd date her if she was my sugar mama.

Blockbuster Video needs in on this too.

It's funny because his character is gay in this sketch.

Did she lose weight? I'm used to her being thicker than that. And I bring this up, because thick black women with big boobs are typically naturally busty, but I'm not convinced Maserati's are real... when I see other porn stars play with them, they look all hard. Big natural boobs are soft, man.

Beef wins just for steak, if nothing else.

I mainly use it as background noise now. But I tend to pay more attention to Bob's Burgers and Rick and Morty.

I couldn't find a proper pic/caption, this is as good as I could do.

And, might I add, they didn't think they only produced one single sperm(atazoa?)

I've seen your balloon face, I doubt I've seen your meat face.

Pineapple? I don't recall her saying she loves pineapple. I also don't recall eating pineapple being a black stereotype, if that's what you were going for.

Well yeah. Sex dungeon in the basement.

Looks like a sex dungeon.