Doom Metal Alchemist

I like slow songs, but drone in general is just TOO slow for me.

Ouch. Even though I don't give two shits about either writing or reading fanfiction, I feel I should defend sponges here. Cover bands are expected to play the hits as close as possible as they can to the way the original bands played them on the albums that spawned said hits. A more accurate comparison would be if Sponges would incorporate other's musical ideas into his own music. Maybe like a rapper who samples old hits and puts his own rhymes to them. P.S. I'd shoot myself if I had to be in a cover band.

The pills seem to be doing what they're supposed to be doing.

I heard that song on the radio one time, and liked it. I was disappointed to find out it is from one of their "lighter" albums.

$0.01

I don't know, as I am I'm not good at any sports. If I was good at any, I have know idea what it would be.

I think around 4:00 am both days

I've been sleeping a lot the last couple of days. Yesterday I got up at 5:00 pm and today I got up at 3:00 pm.

There are some good love songs out there.

Nah, it was more like 4 and a half years ago.

Last night I found an old selfie where I look fat as fuck. I new I was fat for a few years, but only because of my gut. I never realized how fat in the face I was until I saw this pic last night. Combined with the hair and the zits, probably the ugliest pic of me in existence.

Can't tell if this means punches or bjs.

Someone didn't watch Frisky Dingo...

I didn't know Nayru made an account here, but apparently she did! Happy birthday @malon_loves_link!

Welcome to you're "doom."

"I loved Air Heads!"

@Phillies explain your reaction to this post.

Happy birthday!

Oh look, there's me!

FRY'S DOG!

Hello! That username is vaguely familiar.

You're well on your way to making this a self-fulfilling prophecy. Which is probably what's been behind a lot of your cycle of misery your whole life.

I guess that's possible, as "baking brownies" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.... but I've heard "making bacon" also.