Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

I'll have to wait until I'm gainfully employed, not living with my parents, and have my own credit card not under my parents' account. Then maybe.

You play an instrument, right? Go to a music store tomorrow and try something out.

Why would that be preferable to either a full sex change or staying how you are?

I got a Chrono Trigger one (odin's brother actually made it for me, I paid like $27 or so. Unfortunately, it's in really bad shape now), SF 49ers, SF Giants, Black Sabbath, and Gibson Guitars.

Are you old enough to go to a bar?

Fuck dude, I thought I had a lot. I have like 5.

Oh so THAT'S why. "Meh, these balloons are too small. Fuck this movie."

If I were you I'd just google "[thing that interests you] hat" especially if you're looking for a baseball cap that ordinarily has graphics on it.

It's because you're jealous of the main character.

@Cau For video games, are their any obscure/semi obscure games not made by Japanese people that you are into? Or maybe even well known games, like, idk, Mortal Kombat, GTA, Doom.... I don't know what other popular games are made by not Japanese people.

I have no idea if you like Garfield or not, but that's the first thing that came to mind when you said "cats" and "sleeping" If that's not your bag, here is a google image search for "cats baseball cap": https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS714US714&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=xOBNWv-WJoXamQGEzr-ABQ&q=cats+baseball+cap&oq=cats+baseball+cap&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i8i30k1.144845.146618.0.147154.7.6.1.0.0.0.189.739.0j5.5.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..1.6.738...0j0i67k1j0i7i30k1j0i5i30k1j0i24k1j0i13k1j0i13i5i30k1j0i8i13i30k1.0.9_acdU1WJhI

Are you low on food? If so, go to the grocery store.

What interests do you have? Name some video games, cartoons, anime, tv shows, comics, movies, bands, etc.

Do you have a favorite sports team?

I wear a hat pretty much any time I go outside.

"where you date office supplies!" Huh?

Poison dart frogs are awesome. But Glenn is even more awesome.

What's the OS of a Chromebook?

I don't know, there is never any noteworthy cold weather here. The hottest in the summer since I've been living here is 113, if that helps any.

High of 69 on Friday here.

@mthor, a closet looner?

They look like condoms.