Doom Metal Alchemist

Can't tell if this means punches or bjs.

Someone didn't watch Frisky Dingo...

I didn't know Nayru made an account here, but apparently she did! Happy birthday @malon_loves_link!

Welcome to you're "doom."

"I loved Air Heads!"

@Phillies explain your reaction to this post.

Happy birthday!

Oh look, there's me!

FRY'S DOG!

Hello! That username is vaguely familiar.

You're well on your way to making this a self-fulfilling prophecy. Which is probably what's been behind a lot of your cycle of misery your whole life.

I guess that's possible, as "baking brownies" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.... but I've heard "making bacon" also.

I'm assuming that's a porn site. I actually wouldn't be opposed to doing porn if a) being a porn star wasn't so stigmatized and b) there was actually a demand to see someone like me naked/having sex.

I have no idea, lol.

"Making bacon" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.

Is that what suicide girls look like nowadays? No visible piercings or tattoos, long hair, and hair that's a relatively natural color?

Hey, you're into humans too. I know this because you post a lot of non-balloon porn in the anime female hotness thread.

The pic said "Whenever you conduct sexual activity" that did not exclude humans.

Well, I mean, if you're trying to get someone pregnant, sure...

I don't follow wrestling, but as a baseball fan, I understand your pain. Any given NFL team plays 16 games during the regular season, while any given MLB team plays 162. But the NFL thread probably gets as many posts per week (during football season) as the MLB thread has gotten its entire existence.

NFL and NHL threads seem to do reasonably well during their respective seasons. Every other sport gets a ghost-town.

hackymarie90 silly_cat

Shame... I've been heavily attracted to women with bad/not so great skin, but I don't know if I could stand this... and she's gorgeous otherwise.

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