Doom Metal Alchemist

Hiccups piss me off. Both when I have them, and when someone else around me has them. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, GOD? Anyway, I usually try the hold your breath method, and if that doesn't work after a couple tries, I do this, but more successfully then depicted here:

Like it was the parents' responsibility to teach their kids to sing, such as tying their shoes and telling time.

BUT WHAT ABOUT US UNTALENTED PEOPLE???

I've never understood why they fill all their animated movies with singing.

I don't know exactly, but I do remember seeing on VH1 that the pilot(s) didn't want to fly, and Ronnie just said "If it's your time, it's your time. Let's go." So yeah, Ronnie was an idiot. It was your time because you MADE it your time! You threw your life away, literally! I'm surprised he was able to convince the pilots to do it though. You'd think at least they'd be like, "Nah, I'm not gonna let you kill me today."

They were on planes before that one. They had many opportunities to write it before they died. Come to think of it, only half the band died on that crash, and I don't think it broke them up at the time either (it definitely didn't break them up for good). They could've written the song after the crash anyway.

That would have to be a whole hell of a lot of chocolate to equate to a dinner.

God that's gotta be disgusting. But I bet people would buy it.

Why would they do that again? Didn't they already make 2 in the 2000s that were both gigantic flops?

How in god's name in this day and age does someone not have a camera phone?

"I'll bet I could eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!" - human Bender

It's little baby Cheeses!

Are you the ballistics gel the Mythbusters would use from time to time?

Sure, zeni.

I like how the one cat is staring at you like, "If you think you're getting out of here, you've got another thing coming."

That must be some boring sex for you to be posting here while it's going on.

I don't if its still so rare after them finding a whole landfill of them a few years ago.

You gotta point.

What about this:

Paegan Terrorism Tactics is a good album, though I haven't listened to it much. Haven't heard When the Kite String Pops yet.

Wait... it's only metaphorical???

You know as well I as do there's no snow here.

Ok, I guess.

I went to the grocery store tonight and the cashier told me "Merry Christmas" after I paid.

@SwimModSponges I think it was Arrem_Lowlander.