Doom Metal Alchemist

The sex doll one was amusing but generally I find them real annoying. I don't think I've seen it on this board, but I've been on boards where one bot will flood the entire first page with spam in the span of less than an hour, and just keep doing it every day.

No they didn't.

What happened to @mthor?

If him having a flip phone instead of a smartphone is feasible, I think that's a great idea. Another thing you/the caretaker(s) can do is pay him in cash. He can spend his cash on whatever he wants in the non-virtual world, but if he wants to spend online, he has to show the care takers what he wants, and the caretakers can either go, "no, you're not getting that," or "ok, I'll order that for you" and then he can reimburse the caretakers with his cash.

I wish I was ever able to find that game back when I still played. X and X2 are great games. I think most people thought X was the best in the series (of the SNES ones at least) but I liked X2 more.

Happy birthday, guys!

Happy birthday!

I like how the teacher appears to have given them full credit for that answer.

Nose flute, please.

I don't think I've heard of that one. When I get a streaming service I'll be on the lookout for it.

Probably either Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (try to watch it every holiday season), or, thanks to TBS' Christmas marathons, A Christmas Story.

Dude, please watch the first Naked Gun movie. One of my all time favorite comedies right up there with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I don't know if you've seen Airplane, but The Naked Gun is a lot like that. I think the Zucker brothers wrote and directed both Airplane and The Naked Gun. Major League is really funny too but not essential.

I like both Naked Gun sequels. I also like Major League II (Major League: Back to the Minors was terrible though).

Happy birthday!

I was looking for soda to drink at night and decided to try A&W root beer zero sugar (artificial sweeteners don't cause sugar rushes according to what I read online). It was one of the most delicious sodas I've ever had.

Happy birthday!

It took me WAY too long to get that.

That's what I always thought, but then someone pointed out to me the little metal "xylophones" used as young children's toys. Is it a misnomer to call those xylophones?

I've been wondering this forever: What is the difference between a xylophone and a glockenspiel?

I've done that a ton of times in my dreams, but never irl.