Doom Metal Alchemist

Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Interesting when he was at his peak he had really good strikeout, complete games, and shutout totals, but his ERA even in those seasons seems very average.

"I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible."

I would've been like, "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THE NETWORK YOU ONCE CREATED? NOTHING'S BEEN GOOD ON ADULT SWIM EXCEPT R&M AND MTM FOR CLOSE TO A DECADE NOW!"

:smiley-vomit:

What year did Kerry Wood become a closer? I'm interested in looking up the differences in his stats between when he was a starter and when he was a closer at mlb.com.

Well I don't drink, so...

Yeah, I saw that. I really, really, REALLY hope he can become decent again. I'm 99% sure he can't become dominant again, but I'm still rooting for him.

HEY, BASEBALL IS A SPORT

What I was wondering, and what I took @Clu for meaning, is the equivalent of when the bartender says, "ok, I think you've had enough."

That's me!

*blows into NES cartridge* >_> Anyway, from first hand experience, I'm sure a common way CD games/DVDs/Blu-rays get scratched to hell is because of babies and toddlers fucking around with them.

Door number 1. Quit school, quit looking for a work, get a cheap apartment, become a professional musician playing whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life, self financing my own albums.

Pro-Tip @Phillies: HTML closing tags are the exact same as the opening tags except with the added /.

Too bad no one has wind-up clocks anymore. Though I'm sure your phone kept the correct time, yeah?

Air doesn't start with a w.

His first name drives me crazy. It's spelled Stephen (which SHOULD be pronounced the same as Steven) but it's pronounced the same as Stephan. Feh!

Wrong. Molar faked a bulge with a Pringle's can. Rouge showed actual bulge, though.

Happy birthday Jeffchaos. (I have no idea what 'chao' is supposed to mean so I like to say that part of your name as 'chaos')

I prefer this other AC/DC song about balls:

Happy birthday, Bouvre!

Well yeah, but then you run the risk of hitting/killing someone in another vehicle/a pedestrian, and go to jail for 20-life for manslaughter.

You are entirely missing the point of preachers. They teach people (they're personal interpretation of) what it says in the bible, so their flock can blindly claim to know all about God and Jesus without having to ever crack open the book themselves.

I had a corded too, but only when I was little.

I remember when we were considered Gen Y as well, but I always thought it was a stupid name, as it means nothing. Just Y comes after X. Then the current crop of kids is called gen z, and the naming is getting really lazy, and also, what comes after z? aa? The label 'millennial' at least has an actual meaning to it other than 'came after x'.