Doom Metal Alchemist

Dump him. He'll take this approach to kids too.

I don't get the joke, but I also know very little about McCaughnahey or his movies (or how to spell his name).

What I would do is keep one dirty pair out of the laundry to wear while you're washing the rest, then once everything else is washed, put the one dirty pair you were wearing in the hamper.

No. The second line of my post was an edit correcting the first line of my post.

It's Sunday. Nope, you're right. I'm a day ahead.

Again?

Never done illicit drugs in my life, never abused prescription drugs in my life.

Damn, good job!

Nintendo has just announced that a Mario Kart game called Mario Kart Tour will come to smartphones between April 2018 and March 2019. It’s expected that it will release on both iPhone and Android devices. https://press-start.com.au/news/nintendo/2018/02/01/mario-kart-coming-smartphones/ The only game I play on my phone (and therefore the only game at all) I play is Solitaire, but even a fuddy-duddy like me will download this.

+1 for this.

I 100% expected after the first paragraph you were going to tell her to read your fanfictions. Bravo for being unpredictable.

Immersion therapy seems like a good solution, as some have already said. Alternatively, is public transit a possibility?

I love having a car.

What if the story about being payed by Logan Paul's manager to slander Shane Dawson was as much a bullshit story as was the story of Shane Dawson being a pedophile?

I was outside after midnight tonight and the jacket I was wearing was completely open... and underneath it I just had a t-shirt. And I was not cold.

I've never heard of it. Maybe you're thinking of the scum of Westboro Baptist Church?

Yeah I assumed I haven't seen Naraku in a while because he was too busy with his new gf.

No?

You suffer a fate worse than death: Having to go to McDonald's for all your sweet tea needs.

Where are you now?

Along the same lines as your pick, I used to have a record of Cowboy Mickey Mouse that was my favorite song when i was little.

No, you were right the first time. But people here like to reply to joke threads as if they were serious threads. Do you all think sponges is actually sexually attracted to that magneton thing?

Ooh, are you a med student?