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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If that's from the episode I'm thinking of, that line wasn't exclaimed.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    FUCK YOU DOLPHIN! FUCK YOU WHALE!
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Paleontologist.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm pretty sure that's from Pulp Fiction.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's not sunny here right now.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You could appeal to the druggie crowd in your work. Pretend to shoot up heroin, but in reality you're just shooting insulin.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What's the exam for? Good luck!
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    She's cute.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I get the feeling that if they just left you with 1-8 inches you'd be upset that they gave you such a large and vague window to worry about.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well he's not TOTALLY wrong. Right?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I know Odin has/had Crohn's.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Congrats!
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    People have called me a dope before.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When it's baking lettuce and tomato?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't get this one.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How'd he get back in? He went to the keyboardist.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Boooo!
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you have an Obama phone?
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    My kneejerk guess was Karma Chameleon.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What WOULD be your balloony username if you were to join, then?
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What's your balloony username?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm guessing the black cat is new to your home?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The last thing we need is another war to drain all of the federal government's money. Again.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This song was popular in high school. The last I heard it was in college, and the nostalgia was so strong, I started tearing up. It's been a long time since I've heard it though. This song was popular I think in my early years of college. After not hearing it for several years, one of the local radio stations started playing it again a little bit recently.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Just because they're called 'blowjobs' does not mean actual blowing is involved.
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