Doom Metal Alchemist

Hello! That username is vaguely familiar.

You're well on your way to making this a self-fulfilling prophecy. Which is probably what's been behind a lot of your cycle of misery your whole life.

I guess that's possible, as "baking brownies" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.... but I've heard "making bacon" also.

I'm assuming that's a porn site. I actually wouldn't be opposed to doing porn if a) being a porn star wasn't so stigmatized and b) there was actually a demand to see someone like me naked/having sex.

I have no idea, lol.

"Making bacon" is a euphemism for shitting/farting.

Is that what suicide girls look like nowadays? No visible piercings or tattoos, long hair, and hair that's a relatively natural color?

Hey, you're into humans too. I know this because you post a lot of non-balloon porn in the anime female hotness thread.

The pic said "Whenever you conduct sexual activity" that did not exclude humans.

Well, I mean, if you're trying to get someone pregnant, sure...

I don't follow wrestling, but as a baseball fan, I understand your pain. Any given NFL team plays 16 games during the regular season, while any given MLB team plays 162. But the NFL thread probably gets as many posts per week (during football season) as the MLB thread has gotten its entire existence.

NFL and NHL threads seem to do reasonably well during their respective seasons. Every other sport gets a ghost-town.

hackymarie90 silly_cat

Shame... I've been heavily attracted to women with bad/not so great skin, but I don't know if I could stand this... and she's gorgeous otherwise.

DA_EXPLOSIONS

I don't understand their appeal. Though I've never worn any, so maybe that's why.

SyPhillies

I bite my nails, but not out of stress. I basically do it as a replacement for clipping them. Sometimes I'll just look at my fingers and go, "that one seems a little long" and I'll bite it. "a little long" for me though is not long in the slightest.

What if it pops?

Pizza HAS to go with soda for me. For people who drink, beer is an adequate substitute. But for us non-drinkers, it is absolutely mandatory that pizza be eaten with soda.

Are you an evening action newscaster?

I quit listening to the radio. For many years I only listened to the radio when driving. I now have a bluetooth speaker in my car to play audio files on my phone through. Fuck the radio.

What instrument did you try to learn?

I'm too lazy to start over from square one on an instrument. Also a dilemma I faced when deciding to try it out, I noticed they pretty much only come in the key of C or D. One thing I like about the guitar is you can play in any key with it, and you can even tune it down or alternately for more options. Before I got back into guitar I tried learning recorder instead of tin whistle because you can theoretically play in any key with a recorder. I didn't stick with it though, especially when I ended up going back to guitar.