Doom Metal Alchemist

I literally cannot believe I lived the first 13 or so years of my life without any Internet.

Has he been reported to management?

Whoa, deja vu. But welcome anyway.

I think Garry Larson wrote that one.

I went to elementary school with a girl named Kirby.

I remember those. I didn't have one, but I remember them.

A good time to bomb is the same day you killed. That way, it hopefully doesn't rattle your confidence too much.

My feeling is most of the people who use both thumbs grew up with with texting as a teen.

lol WebTV. Believe it or not, my grandpa was the first in my family to have home Internet, and his access was through WebTV. EDIT: No, I guess that's not true. Because I remember thinking how inconvenient it must be to not be able to save files from the net onto a home machine. But I guess my grandpa was second after me and my parents.

Music.

I've said it several times, if I was gay or bi, I would totally propose to rogue.

What am I supposed to get my roof built with, then?

Only the people who in the TGP days fapped to the thumbnails rather than clicking for the full sized images.

No, either a thumb or a finger.

When texting, sometimes my right thumb, sometimes my right index finger. Never both thumbs. When doing anything else, always my right index finger.

The guy who gets eaten first.

Glad you're being optimistic now. I figured you'd think you would've broken up by Feb 14.

Will you let B.B. King play with it? Is B.B. King even still alive?

Yep. Being an introvert sucks.

Shaving one's head is a common offense against natural balding... but those tattoo ideas... Are you retired? Because I can't imagine you getting any kind of employment with that. Or a woman, if you're seeking that or decide in the future to seek that.

Is this a sports team?

lol Yeah the healthcare system in America sucks. Republicans denounce Obamacare like it's the complete ruination of this country. Yet none of them want to take any steps from the rest of the world and make healthcare actually affordable. You want to repeal Obamacare? Fine. But at least replace it with something that benefit more than yourselves (politicians) and insurance companies.

I like slow songs, but drone in general is just TOO slow for me.

Ouch. Even though I don't give two shits about either writing or reading fanfiction, I feel I should defend sponges here. Cover bands are expected to play the hits as close as possible as they can to the way the original bands played them on the albums that spawned said hits. A more accurate comparison would be if Sponges would incorporate other's musical ideas into his own music. Maybe like a rapper who samples old hits and puts his own rhymes to them. P.S. I'd shoot myself if I had to be in a cover band.