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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't understand. Her hoo-ha is an iceberg? Wouldn't that be more appropriate for futa-miku?
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'll put like 4 slices on a sandwich (I don't usually have anything else on it but meat and bread). Two slices without any of the rest of the sandwich is not a meal. Maybe a quick snack.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why is that one chick wearing sunglasses in the bathroom?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Buff math nerds with guns
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Awesome.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Maybe you're having a BBQ with all your loved ones?
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't want to reach under your cum-stained pillow for a quarter.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ventures Bros. isn't new and premiered more than a decade ago.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'll amend my statement to "nothing NEW that was good came to Adult Swim in close to a decade except Rick & Morty and Mike Tyson Mysteries."
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Mike Tyson Mysteries.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Interesting when he was at his peak he had really good strikeout, complete games, and shutout totals, but his ERA even in those seasons seems very average.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible."
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I would've been like, "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THE NETWORK YOU ONCE CREATED? NOTHING'S BEEN GOOD ON ADULT SWIM EXCEPT R&M AND MTM FOR CLOSE TO A DECADE NOW!"
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    :smiley-vomit:
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What year did Kerry Wood become a closer? I'm interested in looking up the differences in his stats between when he was a starter and when he was a closer at mlb.com.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well I don't drink, so...
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yeah, I saw that. I really, really, REALLY hope he can become decent again. I'm 99% sure he can't become dominant again, but I'm still rooting for him.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    HEY, BASEBALL IS A SPORT
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What I was wondering, and what I took @Clu for meaning, is the equivalent of when the bartender says, "ok, I think you've had enough."
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's me!
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    *blows into NES cartridge* >_> Anyway, from first hand experience, I'm sure a common way CD games/DVDs/Blu-rays get scratched to hell is because of babies and toddlers fucking around with them.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Door number 1. Quit school, quit looking for a work, get a cheap apartment, become a professional musician playing whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life, self financing my own albums.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Pro-Tip @Phillies: HTML closing tags are the exact same as the opening tags except with the added /.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Too bad no one has wind-up clocks anymore. Though I'm sure your phone kept the correct time, yeah?
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Air doesn't start with a w.
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