Doom Metal Alchemist

I liked Frankie. Mr. Harriman was the annoying one.

Not imo. Not even in Ghostbusters where she was probably pretty young. Similarly, I've never thought Jamie Lee Curtis was attractive. Not even in Halloween, when, again, she was pretty young. And actually had long hair.

Man, that might give you splinters.

What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning.

Eh, at least you posted a pic. Also, see my last post edited.

Now you MUST post it! Also, was it a french fry?

I don't know if I've seen a pic of you, I've got to see this at-least-in-my-mid-20s-but-look-12 face.

Do you think an RPG-like happy bouncy everything's cool in the town song would've worked for that same exact video?

The music and the video go really well together.

^_v

The bed or the cat?

<_>

Five second rule.

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Oh god, can I ever relate to that. Maybe not quite the same, because I was still in high school at the time, a senior... We had a 20 page group report to do for our final project in English class. My group literally never talked or met about the project even once. so at 8:00 PM the night before it's due, I do the entire thing by myself. I was up until like 4:30 AM doing the damn thing. But I got it done. And when I got it back and graded? Received 245 / 250 points. Boo-yah!

Instead of showing you my facebook profile photo, I'll show you the one I took with the intent of making it my facebook profile pic but didn't get it how I wanted to because it wasn't square. Because I like this one better than the one that ended up my facebook profile pic.

"I MASTURBATED TO AN EXTRA CURVY PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD THE OTHER DAY" -Morty Smith.

My dad spanked me once, for biting my brother. My mom never beat me. I know it seems like I was coddled, but I think that one spanking messed me up. To this day I have a VERY hard time going against his wishes.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

Once a upon time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

That is a very tough question. I could divide this into two categories: 1. The song I've heard from my personal music collection the most. 2. The song I've heard on the radio the most. Figuring out the answer to either of those categories would be hard enough, but then figuring out the winner of the two winners would be really tough. You know what? I'm gonna go with AC/DC - Back in Black for the most on the radio. The most from my personal music collection... That's a little tougher. I've gone through many times where I'll obsessively listen to certain albums, then move on to obsessively listening to other albums, leaving those prior albums in the dust. When I was a kid and teen, I didn't by much music, so I was more likely to play the same CDs over and over and over. Since I've been in my early twenties, I have been buying far more music, so my listening is spread out to more albums, which results in me listening to particular albums obsessively less common. And the ones I listened to obsessively when I was younger mostly have been collecting dust for the past decade and a half. Welp, I think figuring out the answer to my personal music collection is impossible, and I think I've probably heard Black in Black on the radio more times than I've played any one song from my personal music collection, so I guess Back in Black is the winner.

Were you high?

I'm ashamed to say, but yes. I'm so 4ever alone that I have sometimes compensated by grabbing my own moobs. I've lost like 40 lbs though, so my moobs aren't really grabbale anymore.

I'm too scrawny for anyone to want to pay for my body.