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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Could be worse. I don't think "raccoon penis bone" is gonna land you on an FBI watch list.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Don't forget stoners.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hot Pockets should make Pot Pockets.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's what the website told me.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "It already did."
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You need 500 posts.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is there a punchline in there somewhere?
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    God DAMN, you're old! What's your secret? Anyway, have this cake, fitting for someone of so advanced age.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Aluminum bat, not hat. A wiffle ball bat ain't killing anything.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    For the sake of your peace of mind, get an aluminum bat!
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ronnie James Dio. Other than him, calling this guy a "celebrity" is REALLY pushing it, but Geoff Nichols' death bothered me quite a bit too.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Are you saying Radiohead is "today's" music?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Thank you for this info. I will take this into consideration if I ever enter into a romantic relationship (or fwb or one night stand, or w/e) with someone who likes to be choked.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well at least you were 18, because the fact that he drove 100+ miles made me think you weren't.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I mean, dude. I know you live in Texas. You think I kind find you with just that knowledge?
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought Phillies preferred Rei.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Which one? The thread title references one song, while the OP references another. I gave you a "thanks" in hope you are talking about the Cheap Trick one, because I hate that one too. I don't think I've heard the Meat Loaf one.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, I thought this was going to be about Joe Pera.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    He did this on accident, I take it?
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Supposed to be 104 today. Probably gonna spend most of it inside.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That_Poon_Guy
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Someone posted this pic on ASMB many moons ago:
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Probably not. I don't want to catch an STD.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    A site like pornhub that focuses solely on boob-focused porn, called BoobTube.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm not chopping my hair, even when I go bald. I'll totally be sporting that Ben Franklin look.
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