Doom Metal Alchemist

So for those who don't know, Adult Swim recently lost King of the Hill, and Comedy Central grabbed it up. I first heard of this probably a couple or so weeks ago, but it wasn't until this morning that this occurred to me: Think Comedy Central will resurrect King of the Hill like they did Futurama? There was a thread posted here some time ago that contained a link to an article where Mike Judge expressed interest in reviving it.

Did someone really use "wee-wee" in a mainstream rap song?

This actually wouldn't surprise me.

The only food I can eat like that is pizza.

Yes.

For me it's both things.

If I was a prisoner.

2024 IS AFTER TRUMP'S SECOND TERM

I'm sure if I had to eat it every day like a prisoner I'd hate it.

That doesn't mean he's going to win. Clinton: Democrat. 2 terms. W. Bush: Republican. 2 terms. Obama: Democrat. 2 terms. Trump will get a second term. And after that will be a democrat.

$25 bill for dinner for two, or two really cheap bastards?

What about in 2024 when a democratic president will probably be elected, and they probably make marijuana legal at the federal level?

What about this?

Be creative, make an IPA float, but instead of a scoop of ice cream, use an ice cream sandwich.

Having never saw that movie, I assumed that was 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM...

An empty toy store that isn't Toys R Us?

Some of that speech bubble is cut off, what's left doesn't form a coherent thought.

Take my guitar with me to the toilet.... sounds like fun...

WHAT IS THIS THING, AN ASS WIPER OR A GUITAR AMP?

You bring up a good point. But I am not much of an ass-man anyway. Though Boo's is pretty nice...

Does that thing spin automatically, or do I have to sway to and fro?

I haven't seen Angry Beavers in quite some years, but I thought I remember it being much zanier than We Bare Bears.

Depending on how old I was... Paleontologist Doctor Video game tester Rock star

In your butt?

Can I touch your boobs instead?