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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One time in high school I had a horrible sunburn on my back. It didn't make me feel sick, but it hurt too much to change into my P.E. shirt.
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    Sounds like you witnessed a mosh pit, which happens at pretty much any and every metal concert since the 80s.
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    Dude, Hardwired... To Self Destruct, their album from 2016, is by FAR their best album since And Justice For All. Though I've never been much of a fan of the black album.
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    Why does the singer look like a cross between Rob Halford and Liberace?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This is a much better AC/DC song featuring balls:
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    I had several enemas when I was very small. A cold has never made me cry before.
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    I don't think poof is the kind that so lacks a life that she'd be constantly lurking during her long ass ban.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hindus don't count. All non-Christians are heathens who will burn in hell for all eternity. --Christian fundamentalists.
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    lol "final"
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Does this count as a smile?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Now that poof's gone, we have GuyBeardmane for this.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Blow a fart at a balloon.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Boo
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've had similar fantasies.
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    The only thing that restricts him is how easily he's triggered.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is... Is that a giant robo-dick?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You missed the edit.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't tell if that's in response to my first comment or my second comment. And I will always go back to the carpet store.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Never heard of it.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Viper already had the theme-character alt Kermit the Frog. This seems right up his alley.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What is this from?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Eat lunch, then get back to work...? Anyway, I've never been to a strip club.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yo mama so fat astronomers have classified her ass as a supermassive blackhole.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When her community college professor told the class to read about Sisyphus, she cried out, "I DON'T NEED TO READ ABOUT NO DAMN STD'S, BITCH I'M CLEAN!"
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    No chicken? Surely they served something with grilled chicken.
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