Doom Metal Alchemist

I would just shred them. But then again, since you had a whole bucket full, that would get extremely tedious.

9:30? Is there a rain delay or something? I'm not used to post season games starting any later than 8:00 PM EST.

Yes that is a cake, but I don't know where to get one.

I'm not saying it isn't.

Yes I know, but it said its BEST for people who have never been sexually active before.

I don't see any spelling errors... Kinda sloppy penmanship... But I probably have sloppier...

The article says it's best for people who have never been sexually active before. I need to get me one of those. It says, "for older people" they need three shots spaced a few months apart. I hope that means after those three shots, we never need it again, like vaccinations we get as infants, and not like flu vaccines were we need to get them every year.

As long as the Dodgers don't win it all, I'm good.

I would rather be a balloonasaur.

I'm all for eating cake, but I'm not going to take any pictures.

I think my last real celebrity crush was Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Happy birthday!

I'd say I changed dramatically while on the AS boards. From 2004 to around 2008, I was generally very argumentative, insulting, etc. Around 2008 I just lost the urge to be like that and mellowed out considerably. I would say I still have a relatively similar posting style to the one I developed starting in 2008. Although in recent years I have slipped a liiiiiiittle bit back into arguing, but not at all like I used to.

Don't be so fast; For example, I hate beef jerky. That stuff is way too rough on my jaws.

If you isolate the head, it's a very regal / noble looking portrait. But then there's everything else.

How's it even possible to hate chicken?

It's cool losing weight, except then I have like 10 pairs of pants and 10 pairs of shorts that no longer fit me. Like I can wear them with a belt, but when I unbuckle to take a whiz I got to hold on to my pants while I whiz so they don't immediately fall to my ankles.

Don't you step on my black suede shoes.

I like how the order is 1 2 3 4 5 6 9 0 7 8

Goddamn, Lewis Black looks like Larry King now.

Did you pop the balloon while you were eating?

I chose the pics based on the thumbnails. Beyond that I like to pick pics that aren't either too small (can barely see them) or too big (need to scroll to see the whole thing). As long as the size fits those criteria, the size of the image isn't really what is important. Although I did notice after I posted, scoob's cake has a name and age dedicated on it, I usually try to eliminate cake pics with those, because what are the chances it's Scoob's 3rd birthday and his name is Dominic? Oh well.

THIS is the rule 34 meme that ruined your childhood?

I actually don't like The Deftones, I just know they are (or at least were) one of stoner's favorite bands.

When I saw the first panel, I was like, "Is the bouncer Johnny Bravo?" Then in the third panel, I was like, "Now he looks even MORE like Johnny Bravo!" Like, the bouncer looks like he was drawn by two completely different artists, with the second one being the head animator for Johnny Bravo.