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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't want to explain it, lol.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When the commercial for this product comes on: https://www.amazon.com/Nerf-Mega-Thunderhawk-Combat-Blaster/dp/B076JG2FS7 It always immediately makes me think of the Ford Thunder-Cougar-Falcon-Bird from Futurama.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    God damn you're younger than I thought.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    In my mind, the "Heyo!" totally takes away all the malice.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Beat me to it.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That Steven Segall face at the end was great.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, I was going to guess Subway.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Just walk to the nearest public place (hopefully not far from your home) and have them pick you up / drop you off there.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hogan's Heroes?
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    They can get violent.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I tried that before, but the cereal just floated on top of the milk.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    But then he'll just go towards the light after that anyway.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You don't want to lose TOO many fingers, because then it'll be harder do to certain things... forever.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fuck that. I don't want to go back to high school.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One time in high school I had a horrible sunburn on my back. It didn't make me feel sick, but it hurt too much to change into my P.E. shirt.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Sounds like you witnessed a mosh pit, which happens at pretty much any and every metal concert since the 80s.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dude, Hardwired... To Self Destruct, their album from 2016, is by FAR their best album since And Justice For All. Though I've never been much of a fan of the black album.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why does the singer look like a cross between Rob Halford and Liberace?
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This is a much better AC/DC song featuring balls:
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I had several enemas when I was very small. A cold has never made me cry before.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't think poof is the kind that so lacks a life that she'd be constantly lurking during her long ass ban.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hindus don't count. All non-Christians are heathens who will burn in hell for all eternity. --Christian fundamentalists.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    lol "final"
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Does this count as a smile?
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Now that poof's gone, we have GuyBeardmane for this.
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