Doom Metal Alchemist

I would've shouted 'GROW YOUR GODDAMN MUSTACHE BACK, ALEX!"

In games like Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania (NES) when you get hit you fly back like three feet and often into a pit. Limited continues. In fighting games like Killer Instinct where to even survive you need to master like 30-hit combos, when in real life fighting a three-hit combo is pretty brutal. Main weapons with weak ass range. I'm looking at you, original Metroid. Not being able to control your jump in mid-air.

Close enough, I guess.

You are in for a rude awakening, my friend.

Get fucked, sawdy. At first I was like, "Oh god, what kind of cake am I going to post? The only thing I know he likes is The Patriots. OH! He likes the Red Sox too! Good!"

I don't know the song well, but going by this, I would have to agree with Trigun's assessment that they hinted that they let them all go. "Til one by one, they are gone."

Happy birthday!

Man, no one's cared about those kind of counters in at LEAST a decade. Probably closer to two.

My hand writing has always been terrible, long before I started typing all the time.

I don't know where you stand with caffeine consumption, but as a source of caffeine, coffee is typically no where near as unhealthy for you as say, soda and energy drinks. Though I guess it depends on what you put in your coffee. I just put milk in mine.

My hair only drives me crazy when: I first get up or get out of the shower and it's tangled to hell. I can feel strands falling or have already fallen out but still dangling on my body. After a shower when it's all wet and it's too hot to wear a shirt around the house It also used to drive me nuts when I was at band practice and one of the many fans our drummer has on would be blowing my hair in my face while I was playing guitar, but I kinda got used to that. If my hair is dry and just kinda sitting there, it doesn't really bug me. It doesn't really get in my face any more. Just tuck it behind my ears, works pretty well.

I would just shred them. But then again, since you had a whole bucket full, that would get extremely tedious.

9:30? Is there a rain delay or something? I'm not used to post season games starting any later than 8:00 PM EST.

Yes that is a cake, but I don't know where to get one.

I'm not saying it isn't.

Yes I know, but it said its BEST for people who have never been sexually active before.

I don't see any spelling errors... Kinda sloppy penmanship... But I probably have sloppier...

The article says it's best for people who have never been sexually active before. I need to get me one of those. It says, "for older people" they need three shots spaced a few months apart. I hope that means after those three shots, we never need it again, like vaccinations we get as infants, and not like flu vaccines were we need to get them every year.

As long as the Dodgers don't win it all, I'm good.

I would rather be a balloonasaur.

I'm all for eating cake, but I'm not going to take any pictures.

I think my last real celebrity crush was Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Happy birthday!

I'd say I changed dramatically while on the AS boards. From 2004 to around 2008, I was generally very argumentative, insulting, etc. Around 2008 I just lost the urge to be like that and mellowed out considerably. I would say I still have a relatively similar posting style to the one I developed starting in 2008. Although in recent years I have slipped a liiiiiiittle bit back into arguing, but not at all like I used to.

Don't be so fast; For example, I hate beef jerky. That stuff is way too rough on my jaws.