Doom Metal Alchemist

Eh.

I know who she is, I just don't think I know what she looks like.

Shut up, Scoob.

Aniston still looks good for her age, but it's only older Friends footage that makes me drool. I don't know if I've seen J.K. Rowling.

Man, Jennifer Aniston used to be hot as fuck.

After that movie came out, I wonder how many kids got in fights and attempted The Crane and got their asses handed to them because it's stupid?

I mean, if you want to do it (almost) exclusively with your eyes, you're probably going to need to do it while not wearing lipstick.

*Phallus

@Ayria

You probably like white balloons because it's hard to see the cum stains at a quick glance, huh?

I'm not disputing that you don't date her anymore, I'm disputing that you said you haven't dated anybody in TEN YEARS.

Nope.

I already did the "eat almost nothing but pizza" diet for many years, I did not at all lose any weight. Instead of beer I drank soda with it.

Using one (or two max) bags should be enough to carry your groceries to the car if they could all fit into a basket to carry to the register. If you need more than two bags to carry your groceries to the car, chances are very high you used a shopping CART to carry them to the register, and then you push it to your car and leave it in the parking lot like everyone else. I do accept your explanation of the employees not caring though.

lol at the middle one.

Goddamn it nabs. If you're going to live like you're homeless, don't half ass it. Abandon your apartment and find a bridge to live under. Lasty can do it, why can't you?

Surely if someone repeats themselves every few minutes for the rest of eternity, regardless of what the topic may or may not be, it would get on your nerves, wouldn't it?

No you haven't. Almost no babblers (other than zeni, ironically) came here before ASMB bit the dust.

No...

I just remembered you weren't here for all of UEMB's existence. So maybe you missed when zeni made like 20 threads a day, every day, for MONTHS all saying the same B.S. I mean, what he was saying was pretty deplorable in the first place, but the relentlessness of the broken-record factor clogging up all of UEMB day after day after day after day.... Ugh....

He wasn't before?

I know I should probably just google it, but I don't want to... What is "smize"?

What kind of surgery?

Goddamn it nabs, not even homeless people steal shopping baskets, they steal shopping carts. Plus, the reason some stores are doing away with them is probably because of people like you who steal them!

Ok, fair enough.