Doom Metal Alchemist

Nope.

I already did the "eat almost nothing but pizza" diet for many years, I did not at all lose any weight. Instead of beer I drank soda with it.

Using one (or two max) bags should be enough to carry your groceries to the car if they could all fit into a basket to carry to the register. If you need more than two bags to carry your groceries to the car, chances are very high you used a shopping CART to carry them to the register, and then you push it to your car and leave it in the parking lot like everyone else. I do accept your explanation of the employees not caring though.

lol at the middle one.

Goddamn it nabs. If you're going to live like you're homeless, don't half ass it. Abandon your apartment and find a bridge to live under. Lasty can do it, why can't you?

Surely if someone repeats themselves every few minutes for the rest of eternity, regardless of what the topic may or may not be, it would get on your nerves, wouldn't it?

No you haven't. Almost no babblers (other than zeni, ironically) came here before ASMB bit the dust.

No...

I just remembered you weren't here for all of UEMB's existence. So maybe you missed when zeni made like 20 threads a day, every day, for MONTHS all saying the same B.S. I mean, what he was saying was pretty deplorable in the first place, but the relentlessness of the broken-record factor clogging up all of UEMB day after day after day after day.... Ugh....

He wasn't before?

I know I should probably just google it, but I don't want to... What is "smize"?

What kind of surgery?

Goddamn it nabs, not even homeless people steal shopping baskets, they steal shopping carts. Plus, the reason some stores are doing away with them is probably because of people like you who steal them!

Ok, fair enough.

Are you expecting any other answer besides "so I can pay my bills"?

Does he even still log in here? It's been a long time since I've seen him post.

Are those red things shoes? Socks? Really long singular toenails at the ends of nubs?

I just wanted to see if Agata or whatever was an actual name. That's some (non-bucket) PowerKing level shit there.

It always confused me how Jesus is somehow both God and the son of God at once. Like, what?

I like it because when I'm not working I'm already up all night and sleeping all day so it's not much of an adjustment.

!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to point out the irony of the topic of the paper and the author being so closely related to packard.

I'm pretty sure where I currently live will never get snow in my lifetime... but almost every year, it waits until about Halloween to cool down, this year it started cooling down in fucking September.

Damn, misaka's got fucking extinct wooly mammoths invading his home.

Packard should ask him if cigarette smoke has a smell. Depending on his answer, they can be life-long best friends.