Doom Metal Alchemist

No.

Damn dude, that Pinky and the Brain are dead on.

The Village

So this thread was made about18 hours ago, which would be about 12:30 PM my time. I have no idea what the temp here was 12:30 yesterday, but according to my phone, it is supposed to be 64 at 12:30 PM today. Currently it's 39.

From what I've heard, hotels are a very common place to commit suicide, so hotels keep the bible in all their rooms in hopes that people at the ends of their rope will read it and be inspired to keep on living.

1 "full" brother, 2 half brothers, 0 sisters of any kind (unless sisters-in-law count, then 2).

Say something about "death by snu-snu."

Newspaper carrier (aka paper boy).

Most policies will have a two year suicide clause that states if the owner of the policy commits suicide within two years of the start of the policy, the policy will not pay out. And I'm pretty sure if someone has records of multiple suicide attempts prior to trying to buy life insurance, those suicide attempts will probably make the insurance companies to go, "sorry, we ain't gonna cover ya," when the person applies. Although, like kimopo pointed out, this could all depend on the state.

I mean, he MUST be planning on crawling out the window, look at his face, he's definitely got something evil in mind.... probably gonna eat some people's faces.

NES: Ninja Gaiden SNES: So many possibilities... what ever it is, it was made by Squaresoft. N64: F-Zero X Game Boy: Ninja Gaiden Shadow Game Gear: Uh, I don't know?

Who is that? Does he plan on crawling out the window now that he has broken all the bars?

I thought you didn't like using helium.

But what about:

I don't know, I may have a long time ago.

You're at risk of being called a hipster.

Happy birthday, have a slice of cake!

Preeeeeeeeeetty sure it's your past suicide attempts, not your bipolar diagnosis.

Not your worst one. EDIT: Maybe I would've liked it more if I had actually played D&D.

Oh dear lord how did you manage that?

Horn-sure?

Why do you post stuff like this? Do you enjoy it when users like buddy, stilgar, and midnight tell you how horrible you are?

I don't remember a Savage Garden song called Santa Monica, but I remember an Everclear song called Santa Monica. I hate it, always have, the guitar playing is garbage. And it somehow found it's way back onto the radio in recent years.

Well good on ya for numbers 2 and 3, but sounds like you fucked over number 1 with horrible advice.

Phillies would never care about fixing his sleep cycle.