Doom Metal Alchemist

"Olive juice you too" drives me nuts. That translates to "I love you you too." He should've just said "Olive juice too."

I loved that one you briefly used where he was smoking looking all deranged. EDIT: Ooh, what about one where he's making out with the pillow pretending it's Marissa Tome? (however you spell her name)

If you go to HR, say something along the lines of "She's creating a hostile work environment." I actually don't know if that phrase is of any significance in Ohio.

When I FINALLY got my job in September I kind of wanted to post either here or on facebook Rush's Working Man for "They call me the working man, 'cause that's what I am," in celebration, because it's been hard as fuck looking for work over the years. So this reply is doing that belatedly.

Damn, he wasn't that old, was he??? RIP. He also had a prominent role in Rocko's Modern Life, but I can't remember off-hand what it was.

Heh, I never actually knew the origin of his name. I just assumed he took his initials and inserted the & to reference the candy.

A lot of sandwich shops cut their bread like that though. Instead of two separate slices, they're still attached on one side and the meat and other fillings placed inside like a pocket.

"I love you.... you love me...." "LOVE THIS, MOTHER FUCKER"

That is the largest head to body ratio I've ever seen.

Yup.

Meat between two pieces of bread, sure. If a hamburger can be called a sandwich, so can a hotdog.

.........How young are you planning on her getting a job? We have child labor laws in this country.

I don't know much about fish but the phrase "the Corys" made me want to find pics of Corey Feldman and Cory Haim drawn / photoshopped as fish-people to post.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who searched for a Girls x Battle cake (and failed).

Happy belated!

Hydra snake oil, you say?

I find it weird you referred to your daughter as "this chick."

Happy birthday! You like Hellsing, right? I remember one of your ASMB names was hellsingfan.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

I peel at my toe nails with my fingernails and bite my fingernails, like a barbarian.

Are these supposed to be downvotes?

He already told you; killing him.

Was it A Pimp Named Slickback?

I have no idea how you had scrambled softcore porn but not scrambled hardcore porn.