Doom Metal Alchemist

I have one... >_>

Night shift doesn't have to work Christmas Eve (I'm night shift)... The whole facility is closed Christmas day. I'm off Mondays and Tuesdays every week anyways. *shrug*

From the article: Pretty sure duct tape and the popular zapper are far easier and cheaper to acquire...

The thread title sounds like a title of a facebook article.

WTF Will Smith ain't buff enough to play the genie. Should've gotten The Rock.

It's kinda hard for me to remember which games were Christmas presents specifically (most of the time I would ask my parents to buy me a game, their response was "put it on your Christmas list." But there were also birthdays and games I bought myself). But Final Fantasy II / IV was a Christmas present along with our SNES itself, I remember that much. Now that I think about it, the original Legend of Zelda was a Christmas present with our NES itself. I started this post agreeing with Final Fantasy II, but now I think I gotta go with Zelda 1.

Did you make good on your promise?

TrigunBebonk would've been better.

Understatement of the year.

Yes, I'm lazy and smelly.

Yeah, I understand. I like how it looks on me though.

The quoted post was boo's.... I don't remember its context....

I've had hair this long or longer most of my adult life. My parents have convinced me to chop it off a few times, but it always comes back.

Thanks! Yeah, I do. It was nice not having to deal with my hair from a shower.

At first I didn't notice the strikethrough and thought you called her a "war whore".

I didn't feel like figuring out how to describe my hair length, so here's a pic I just took:

Yeah, I shower very infrequently so my mom got me a shower cap hoping it would cause me to shower more often. >_>

So you can get in the shower to get the stink off you but you don't have to worry about washing/drying/detangling/brushing your hair. ^^^^ @jackiemarie90

And of course the first thing I do when I get in the shower is put my head directly under the water and try to run the water through my hair with my hands.

I'd be like this:

I was expecting like, Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, The Count, Elmo, Cookie Monster...

I.... don't know what any of that is.

Sure!

Alright, edited for TL;DR. Let's try this again.

What about all the other balloons???