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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've been on meds for over 10 years, lol.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Seamen" is indeed a word, but not the word you mean.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Funny he's spelling "doughnut" correctly, but not "semen."
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Granted, but you only get to control water contained in a drinking glass. I want the power to turn into a dinosaur.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yeah fuggs, stop eating sailors!
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You have the power to fart at will, but every time you do, you shit yourself. I want the power to bring TV shows and movies to life.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Granted, but you have been turned into Billy Mayes. I want the power to make money appear from thin air.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm not entirely sure what "complete open boob" is, but I think it's what I want...
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is it considered gay for a girl to be a cheerleader? Or is this some kind of joke inception?
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know why in god's name anyone would randomly answer a ringing pay phone. What are the odds it's going to be for you?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Heavy metal hamsters.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    For the record, I don't play death metal. The music I listen to and play isn't really filled with hyperbolic sarcasm.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    His hair's not long enough.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Jason Statham Samuel L. Jackson
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Another thread put this in my mind: Gary Busey.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm pretty sure even today no one gives opioids to infants.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I was already 17 at the turn of 21st Century, so I experienced a lot of being parented in the 20th century, but I don't remember my parents ever giving 1 year old me any alcohol as medicine.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought Bring it On was about girl cheerleaders.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    So, any headshot of Gary Busey?
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is it still on TBS? That's all I care about.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    So do I.... Chlorophyll.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I hardly think regular powerade vs sugar-free powerade equals a turf war.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm pretty sure I (and also you, apparently) am the only person on Earth who doesn't answer the phone when taking a shit.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Livin' the dream.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought you were only interested in rated T or below.
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