Doom Metal Alchemist

Garnet's hair looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear.

Why isn't it able to play games anymore?

The host gave him no respect, no respect at all...

This will probably make me sound like a misogynist, but... "enlarges breasts in women."

Were two robot gator penises implied?

Nothing to report yet.

"Sit boy!"

They have to deal with a whole fucking TV crew and cable network executives.

That's infinitely more douchey than vaping.

That's why you... go... with her...?

Guys, countfrylock isn't even here.

You should do what @TrigunBebop did with his irrational fear and turn it into a fetish.

I really wouldn't call this a complaint thread, especially compared to how she would post about her past job(s), ex-roommates, and parents.

I already hated NY'ers food habits with your folding pizza slices like fucking tacos and your anti-ketchup hot dog elitism, but those are small potatoes compared to putting fucking cheese on sweets.

The Internet. You know she's probably already looking at porn on that iphone you bought her, right?

Nah, all you gotta do is take her to the nearest ComicCon / ComicCon-like gathering every year.

Goddamn. I must have a drink with every meal, and even snack. I need something to wash down my food, and often.

I don't know if I would call someone with a beard a "trap." You pretty much know what you're getting.

You don't say.

That sounds more like an anti-weed campaign you're describing. In my lifetime parents have never had any trouble telling their kids why they shouldn't smoke cigarettes.

Oh when I was a kid I was right with the anti smoking ads. Especially the one with the old woman with the hole in her throat that had that scraggly voice. "I had my first cigarette when I was 13..." If there is only one reason why I have never smoked in my life, that ad is probably it.

I used to be VERY anti-smoking (I've since softened my stance since I started hanging around people who smoke. I'll still never smoke myself, though), but even at my most 'GODDAMNIT THERE'LL BE NO MORE SMOKING" point in my life, "truth" commercials just always pissed me off. I don't know, maybe it's because we're adults. I'm sure most of their ads are targeted to kids, maybe kids respond to them better than adults do.

It's kinda tricky, because one way marketers use to market to kids is to use older teens and young adults in their ads, because that's who kids want to copy. They use puppets in this ad and it is not clear (to me at least) if they are teenager puppets or young adult puppets. And the stat they throw out that I quoted in the thread title makes no mention of any demographic information whatsoever.

Did..... did you invent vaping over a decade ago and keep it to yourself for a while?