Doom Metal Alchemist

She was a writer on Seinfeld. I was binge watching interview clips with various cast members / writers / producers / etc. one night and she popped up in one of them.

I generally like their 70s songs that get played on the radio. Their 80s songs, not so much.

When you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV and/or Internet and think to yourself, "she's pretty hot," about both.

You also have UCOs. Unidentified Cooked Objects.

I used to constantly dream I lost either my shoes, my hat (which I wear pretty much any time I leave the house), or my glasses.

My V-card must be showing... What's first base then? Kissing?

............. BURN THE WITCH

That actually helps a lot. Ryu's sword in Ninja Gaiden is called The Dragon Sword, and it was passed down to him by his father (again, named Ken). Now I just need to know why Ken from Street Fighter was named Ken...

Hey half Japanese dude, I have a random question about the culture of your ancestors that you may or may not know the answer to... Is there some kind of connection in Japan between the names Ryu and Ken? Not just because of Street Fighter, but predating Street Fighter (or at least Street Fighter II) was Ninja Gaiden, in which the protagonist ninja is named Ryu and his father ninja-turned-bad-guy is named Ken. It seems like a weird coincidence for both of these franchises to connect the names Ryu and Ken in a significant way.

Damn, can't even let him get to first base until marriage, that's some strict upbringing.

Whale vag?

Fixed.

I hope it was a 72 oz steak that earned you a free t-shirt and your picture on the wall.

That's just because you got the banhammer.

Way ahead of you. Also, I feel people are getting the wrong idea about the purpose of this thread. I thought it was cool it was such a completely round number, not a high number.

I don't have to worry about that, downvotes don't affect your rep here.

Remember that Bernie Mac movie Mr. 3000? I never saw it. I thought it was stupid to center a movie about how big a deal it was to get 3000 hits while in real life major league baseball Pete Rose had already gotten over 4000 hits decades prior. Anyway, I just randomly glanced at my rep, and....

I don't need your charity.

Does that make me a pretty man?

Better than Ward Rackley. On another note, @little_girl_lost you may need some laser hair removal for your face.

That started out really gay but by the end it got awesome.

Some people get paid too.

Epilogue - Part 1: A Hero's End from the Ninja Gaiden NES soundtrack came on shuffle on my way to work last night, and kept my mind occupied throughout the shift. My mind also drifted to Epilogue - Part 3: Sunrise (For Your Love), skipping Part 2 for whatever reason, then to the staff role music (which first appeared in the game as the background music for stage 4-2). My mind also drifted to the music to the intro scene to Ninja Gaiden II (that game was technically released in 1990, though). I fucking love this soundtrack, and dare I say it is the best in the history of the NES. Even other games like The Legend of Zelda and Mega Man II with phenomenal soundtracks in their own right pale in comparison to the Ninja Gaiden OST. But I used to not really like the music in the beginning of the epilogue. Until one day I watched a vid on youtube of a dude doing a metal medley of the soundtrack. For Epilogue Part 1, he put down the guitar and played it on a toy Legend of Zelda ocarina. That gave me a new appreciation for this tune. Now I love it. Anyway, here's the ending cutscenes with all the aforementioned music (except the one from Ninja Gaiden II): @Jaquio I'm calling you out because I'm assuming if anyone here can have the same appreciation for this soundtrack I do, it's you. I still have no idea who your main is.

It's some people's job...

Final Fantasy IV. As awesome as a game Final Fantasy VI was otherwise, I was real disappointed in its ending because I wanted all the loose ends wrapped up like in FFIV.