Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know if I should give this post a laughing react or a sad react, so I split the difference and gave it a confused react.

I think the proliferation of first person shooters all those years ago is what made me stop being a gamer.

I mean he just said he (or someone who very strongly resembles him) looks like a virgin... I'm pretty damn sure that's zeni but I have no idea where this image came from and for all I know rogue could've added the caption himself.

I've seen the commercials on TV. The only thing that's ever stopped me from making a thread about it here is that extra 'n'.

Wait, are you doing both school bus driving and the national guard thing?

Took me a bit.

Her right arm looks like a baby's arm.

"Only rich people drive trucks"? Only poor people drive sports cars then, I guess?

And what about Lou Bega, eh?

I am crushing your nipple!

Armored Armadildo.

Tobias.

Happy birthday!

Won't you gentlemen have a double post? Anyway, can I have Mountain Dew instead? They're owned by Pepsi...

You'd be all like this (except with dip):

She was a writer on Seinfeld. I was binge watching interview clips with various cast members / writers / producers / etc. one night and she popped up in one of them.

I generally like their 70s songs that get played on the radio. Their 80s songs, not so much.

When you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV and/or Internet and think to yourself, "she's pretty hot," about both.

You also have UCOs. Unidentified Cooked Objects.

I used to constantly dream I lost either my shoes, my hat (which I wear pretty much any time I leave the house), or my glasses.

My V-card must be showing... What's first base then? Kissing?

............. BURN THE WITCH

That actually helps a lot. Ryu's sword in Ninja Gaiden is called The Dragon Sword, and it was passed down to him by his father (again, named Ken). Now I just need to know why Ken from Street Fighter was named Ken...

Hey half Japanese dude, I have a random question about the culture of your ancestors that you may or may not know the answer to... Is there some kind of connection in Japan between the names Ryu and Ken? Not just because of Street Fighter, but predating Street Fighter (or at least Street Fighter II) was Ninja Gaiden, in which the protagonist ninja is named Ryu and his father ninja-turned-bad-guy is named Ken. It seems like a weird coincidence for both of these franchises to connect the names Ryu and Ken in a significant way.

Damn, can't even let him get to first base until marriage, that's some strict upbringing.