Doom Metal Alchemist

And buddy said Naraku sounded like he's 13. 😄 You're going through "the changes," man! Protip: Don't ever leave the house wearing sweatpants.

Yeah, I could see that.

What happened to your puppies?

Happy birthday! I want to find a pic of that one American Dad character, but I don't remember his name, I don't remember what country he represents, and I don't remember what position he was in his country's military.

I would too. Switch the AM and PM though, and fuck yeah.

That exists? Maybe I'd like it. The one time I tried potato salad I hated it, and I think the fact that it was cold had something to do with it.

I turned it into episticles, which took to me to epistles.

Haha, before I scrolled down enough to see this, I was going to reply to sponges, "nah, he's too much of a prude, he's thinking about giving a cutie a peck on the cheek." Well now my only response is this: You are a pervert, ghostie.

Now now, the pic doesn't show that anyone has BOUGHT it. And I'm sure you remember that decades' old "ghost in a jar" on sale on ebay. This isn't any weirder.

"Should only be used for sentimental purposes." How do you "use" pee for sentimental purposes?

I have never taken a dick pic. I should make that an AMA thread. Also I almost spelled it "dic pick." like wut

I farted in the shower one time. Never again. The worst smelling fart I have ever smelled, from me or otherwise. My guess is because it was in a small confined space.

I actually initially wrote "Rodney Dangerfieldmouse," but that's just too random, I think.

I would've called myself Rodney Dangerfieldtrip.

They have no talent and want to leech off the talent of others? Great, I don't know if I'm using the correct spelling of leech and I don't care to look it up.

Of all the non-Dio Rainbow albums I've heard (which I think are all of them except Down to Earth), Stranger In Us All was the best.

You'd THINK so.

In the OP, you literally said, "since I shaved my beard..."

Yes, you clearly don't care.

Why'd you shave it off?

I watched porn last night.

I can't tell if that top one is supposed to be Yoko Ono, Howard Stern, or Ozzy Osbourne.

A lot of therapists work on a sliding scale (the less you can afford to pay, the less they charge you).

That made me spit in laughter. 😄

Basically just walking to and from the car.