Doom Metal Alchemist

He's not THAT weird other than his grammar and spelling issues and his prudishness.

lol that was the point I was trying to make with giving my dad as an example. It happened to him over a long period of time. To me it sounded like you were saying because you don't have it now after working outside when you were 15 you were in the clear. Ok.

Slavery doesn't really pertain to this, because it's all about the giant hole in the o-zone. My dad (a very white guy) grew up in Hawaii always being outside rarely wearing shirts, and throughout pretty much his whole life until he was a senior citizen avoided sun-block like the plague. We've had a pool almost my entire life and he always used it a lot and still does. It wasn't until he was a senior citizen where melanoma started rearing its head. It could be that skin cancer is rarer in dark skinned people than lighter skinned people, if even possible. I'm too lazy to google though.

Does that song at least occur during a Timone and Pumbaa scene? That's all I need to be happy about posting the joke.

Whaaaaaaaat.... I thought I read everybody could get skin cancer from too much sun, regardless of skin color. You don't have to get a burn for it to up your chances. At least from what I remember reading many years ago.

Well, this is as good an opportunity as any.... A few days ago, I thought of a really stupid Lion King related joke, and wanted to post it here, but I've never seen The Lion King and I don't know if it would even be correct. Well, here it is: What did Timone and Pumbaa say when an anime fan fell in the river?

I don't know if in your experience all white people are this stupid / ignorant, but I didn't think black people's skin color was really affected by the sun.

I hear that, man. Boy do I hear that.

Ok, fair point. However, I have done nothing but lust after her. No love, no imagining relationships, no thinking she's the perfect woman, none of that. I did that with someone I had a crush on in high school and learned the hard way. Anyway, normal interaction with me is impossible in the first place, regardless of how I feel about someone. Buddy said in my thread I'm charismatic, I may come off that way here because I am far more comfortable on the Internet. IRL I'm awkward with pretty much everyone, at least until I spend a fair amount of time hanging with them. That one time I did talk to her I think I faked being non-chalante ok (except for when I dropped my granola bar on the ground when trying to open it.... yes that was purely because I was nervous ). I do feel I am getting obsessive though, I will give you that. Which is why I want to stop admiring her from afar as soon as I can.

The first one. The second one would be "How cum?" Although I guess you were implying the foreigner would spell it the other way unintentionally in his broken (written) English. Well played.

What do you mean?

If what you mean by this is she's outta my league... she also happens to be a bit of a BBW... That's not always everyone's cup 'o tea. But if I had a nickel for every time I've jerked it to BBW porn I could buy and sell Mark Zuckerberg like that *snaps fingers* And based on what people here have told me in my thread about how I should interpret the signals, I do think she is interested in me... the problem is I'm afraid of being awkward and ruining it.

Dude, she's gorgeous facially too. I don't really believe in love at first sight, but my reaction was pretty much like that when I first saw her. And again, I didn't know what her body looked like under her winter coat. And it's kinda funny... I often kinda find myself looking like I'm staring at women's boobs on accident. Like I don't really like to seem like I'm looking at people unless I'm talking to them or listening to them. So what happens often, usually like when I'm checking out at a store, I''ll just look down and wait for the cashier to run my card through the reader, print the receipt, etc. Then I notice that the female cashier has huge boobs and it probably looks like I've been staring at them for 30 seconds. But I haven't I swear! I literally JUST noticed!

"for a while" doesn't mean there won't be any more down the line. And I could've sworn when Toy Story 3 came out they swore it was the last one. It's like when those huge bands from the 70s and 80s do their 5th "farewell" tour.

Vodka is Australian and is not gay.

Oh. I thought you meant the same fetish as me (me playing with a women's nipples), which is why I gave a like to that other post of yours.

I know, right? Funnily enough, the woman at work I have a huge crush on that I made the thread about has HUGE boobs. But it took me months after I was first awed by her facial beauty to notice because I first saw her in December and she was always wearing a winter coat, so I had no idea what her body looked like under it. When the weather started to get a little warmer, and I saw her not wearing the coat for the first time... oh my god....

It could be dried blood.

I wouldn't take it as him LITERALLY meaning never.... I think he means something more like The Simpsons.... once the main cast starts dying, then it's over. Although he did say they can just make new toys... but those might not prove as popular as the OG Woody and Buzz Lightyear.

This would absolutely break my heart if this happened to me.

You fling 'em over your shoulders and they hang over your back?

Does this mean you're finally gonna post a dick pic?

Super Naughty Ghouls N Ghosts. Super Naughty Supernaut

Maybe his success is just bullshit he is spreading. 😲

YOU SPOONY BARD