Doom Metal Alchemist

Haha, yes! The most amazing thing happened to me today. No, nothing to do with a woman, but this just might be just as good. An old bandmate I'm friends with on facebook but hardly ever talk to / hear from made a post today (or yesterday, but I didn't see it until today), I responded to it, and then he texted me asking if I want to play D&D with his group tomorrow night. I've been wanting to reconnect with this dude for a long time now and ask him if he wants to join my new band, but haven't because I wanted to get something concrete done first so he's not just twiddling his thumbs wondering why I'm not asking him to write / record some shit for us. The going has been VERY slow for my new band, but hey, he reached out to me to hang out first, I take that as a really good sign, and now I have a good reason to ask him to join, and I can tell him in person all the plans I have for it. I am so fucking excited, man.

That makes me sad. 🙁Oh well, if you want your boobs smaller, which I know you do, weight loss would probably be better than a plastic surgeon. It honestly seems like plastic surgeons who do breast implants and / or breast reductions don't even like boobs because they always look completely grotesque when they're done with them. Even if they're at a good (or even great) size, they still always completely botch the shape, including with reductions.

Oh, I see what you're saying now. 😁 My car's old enough to have a built in CD player. If an mp3 player is an option, I recommend that along with a bluetooth speaker you can connect it to. I got an Oontz Angle 3 speaker (or something like that), and I love it for using in the car. It cost like $35.

Oops.

...You don't need a disc for spotify. It's a program you download from the Internet. I don't think installation CD-ROMs are a thing at all anymore.

Hm, possibly. I think it would be more correct to say, "No one influences you, for better or worse, than your parents." I guess my parents messed me up in some ways, but I feel other people messed me up in much worse ways.

My favorite drink is probably Mountain Dew Code Red. Pretty sure that literally always came in a can, lol.

Because of porn I don't really like skinniness in women anymore. There's this cute girl at work (not that one I'm hella ga-ga over) but she's just too skinny. I need some curves.

Sounds like something a dog would do. If it was a person, it would probably have been left in a flaming bag.

I think most people do that when they're on their own.

Nuh-uh, she knocked on wood. Don't you know anything?

Happy belated birthday! Due to your sceen name you get this instead of a cake:

Some of those I don't get, and Richard Dixon should've been Tricky Dick and a note that you didn't even need to make that one up... but on the whole, good shit.

I got nothing. I fucking suck at interviews.

Good luck... we're all counting on you.

I like Wendy's for the 4-for-4, but on an item by item basis, I prefer BK's whopper.

You'll have to settle for pumpkin spice for now. Which set of lips we talkin' here? 🤔

Bugs go squish. Or whatever bug-like things that aren't technically bugs.

As others have said, you can use spotify on the computer. I have it, but I (almost) never use it. Like you, I love CDs. I still download / pirate a shitton, to see what CDs i want to spend my hard earned money on. I tend to look to spotify when I can't find what I want to download. 99 times out of 100, it's not on spotfiy either. It's weird you don't have a phone, but at least that means I'm not alone in doing most / all their Internetting from the computer like a damn xennial (which I am).

Why you losing so much weight? You're big where it's good to be big. I don't recall you having a particularly big stomach or anything.

Happy birthday! Instead of a cake you get a song:

Donald and Melania Hump ....too obvious?

Wasn't there a real porno called Nailin' Palin? Anyway... George Herbert Walker and His First Lady's Bush Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick. Slick Willy (I didn't even make that one up) Hillary's Clit On the Tip of My Tongue Bar Cock o' 'bama Operation My Rack is Freedom The Liberty Balls The Revolutionary Whore We Shredded the Articles of Clotheration and Replaced it With The Constant-Nude-Show. Cock and Baaaah (you don't want to know what kind of porn this one is) The Right to Bear Our Genitals in Our Arms Shall Not Be Infringed (is "bear" correct, or should I have used "bare"?)

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That sounds like absolute hell. Is wearing long sleeves more tolerable than sunblock? Or does sunblock just not work well enough for you?