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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How do I get the hot Asian chick at work to talk to me?
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dammit you ruined it.
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    True... But if I walk into a stall and see a big mess in the toilet, I immediately walk out and try the next stall. Though I guess that's providing there's another open stall.
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    My spelling would probably be ghostrekian on my phone if I turned off autocorrect. Autocorrect is a thing on Macs too, and I turned that shit off on my Macbook the instant I found out about it.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Are you sure they didn't try flushing but it didn't go down?
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    Sponges lives a double life with a secret job as the sound guy at Petco Park.
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    Is that the condition known as tumorsyphilisitisosis?
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I almost never post from my phone. Thumb typing pisses me off. I probably would've chucked at least 5 phones as hard as I could in rage if autocorrect wasn't a thing, lol.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Shut the hell up about mucus, Pat. That's disgusting.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, I have seen that one. OH now I remember what made him say that. "I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger."
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't figure out the pun for Rudy Lepay. And now I'm wondering if "Carmen Sandiego" is some kind of pun that I've never realized before and still can't.
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    I swear to god, when I was a kid, every single dog in the world wanted to rip my throat out instantly. As an adult, every dog loves me. *shrug*
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't think I've seen this one, and I don't know the context behind it... For me it's "the one who MOMopolizes the competition..."
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Wouldn't banging you KILL you though???
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Pat is literally speaking for me in every post he's made in this thread.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm guessing my Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well I went to work...
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Titty spinkles... like titties covered in the same kind of sprinkles that are on donuts? Because those are some sprinkles I would like to put in my mouth...
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That explains why I've always had an aversion to beanies in favor of baseball caps.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Gel everywhere...
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Come on, you can't just drop a bombshell on us like that and not tell us who the first was.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    All comedians bomb from time to time. Even the greats.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Toejam football (?????????)
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Since I work at night, rather than going to school during the day (like usual) I don't feel much of the summer heat this year.
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