Doom Metal Alchemist

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Back in 2006-2007 I was a newspaper carrier (AKA a paper boy). It was a great job (other than the pay). Tried it again a decade later, and now it fucking SUCKS. I blame it squarely on print newspaper being an almost-completely dead medium.

Church of Misery is pretty anti-idol.... buncha Japanese dudes playing stoner doom metal singing about real life serial killers.

The pubic stubble is a nice touch.

Is there a Boku no Pico manga? (Did I get that right?)

Is that a movie like Earnest Goes to Camp?

Happy belated, empty! You have no idea how much it pains me to post this cake:

Ehh..... I mean, yeah, Godsmack is better than Creed, but I don't think they're particularly similar beyond being commercial hard rock from the same time period.

I like the longer hair.

Like the punk rocker from Teen Titans go, except I'm the Doom Metal Alchemist.

This. What else am I going to do? There's no plunger anywhere.

I had no idea people shipped Toei monsters (did I spell that right?)

@Vela Also we ALL probably get our paranoia about using public toilets from our moms. 🤣

That's for the person in diagram 0.

I do remember that! 🤣

Hm. I'll try to remember this.

That's how Butters reads his comic books.

Are you gonna leave us hanging???

Took my answer.

It's hard enough getting interviews for positions I DO meet the posted requirements for.

What do you mean not aggressive enough?

Firstly, unless you live in literal Dougal County, $17.00 is hardly the best job in the city. What about your manager at the time? Your job was better than theirs? Entry level sales jobs in general often have very little posted requirements, whether they be experience or education. That's how I got into insurance sales. They literally didn't even give a shit that I had a college degree. The fact that I went door to door collecting money for my paper route was more attractive to them.

Is this about your T-Mobile job?

Whatever you say. I've lived the same shit he's living for about a decade. Not at all in the same field, mind you.