Doom Metal Alchemist

It's almost pissing me off I can't place what that's to the tune to. EDIT: I also don't know why according to Katt me not being Swedish is a factor.

Remember when you fat shamed still me? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

One of my favorite bands is Swedish, though.

Thank you.

I'm guessing you want me to cover a song that'll either amuse the hell out of katt and rogue, or else annoy the hell out of them and / or piss them off. The answer is unless you want me to cover something from an SNES Squaresoft game, the answer is no. And even if the request is for something from an SNES Squaresoft game, the answer still will probably be no. I'm all about the originals, baby.

The like I gave you was for completely living up to the promise of telling the worst joke I've ever heard.

Seems they're throwing around the term "antique" all willy-nilly. Vintage, maybe.

I can't tell if Batman and Superman are having fun or if they are fighting against the "evil" of nice titties.

Some people don't have that luxury.

There's a hell of a lot more motivation to go to work and do your job than to stand under some water and apply soap.

What actually is that? Or did you just google image search "superboob" and that's what came up?

Hopefully my new band will finally start to get off the ground next week.

You'd think a Mexican would know there are plenty of light skinned Mexicans (and other Latinos) out there.

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He's not THAT weird other than his grammar and spelling issues and his prudishness.

lol that was the point I was trying to make with giving my dad as an example. It happened to him over a long period of time. To me it sounded like you were saying because you don't have it now after working outside when you were 15 you were in the clear. Ok.

Slavery doesn't really pertain to this, because it's all about the giant hole in the o-zone. My dad (a very white guy) grew up in Hawaii always being outside rarely wearing shirts, and throughout pretty much his whole life until he was a senior citizen avoided sun-block like the plague. We've had a pool almost my entire life and he always used it a lot and still does. It wasn't until he was a senior citizen where melanoma started rearing its head. It could be that skin cancer is rarer in dark skinned people than lighter skinned people, if even possible. I'm too lazy to google though.

Does that song at least occur during a Timone and Pumbaa scene? That's all I need to be happy about posting the joke.

Whaaaaaaaat.... I thought I read everybody could get skin cancer from too much sun, regardless of skin color. You don't have to get a burn for it to up your chances. At least from what I remember reading many years ago.

Well, this is as good an opportunity as any.... A few days ago, I thought of a really stupid Lion King related joke, and wanted to post it here, but I've never seen The Lion King and I don't know if it would even be correct. Well, here it is: What did Timone and Pumbaa say when an anime fan fell in the river?

I don't know if in your experience all white people are this stupid / ignorant, but I didn't think black people's skin color was really affected by the sun.

I hear that, man. Boy do I hear that.

Ok, fair point. However, I have done nothing but lust after her. No love, no imagining relationships, no thinking she's the perfect woman, none of that. I did that with someone I had a crush on in high school and learned the hard way. Anyway, normal interaction with me is impossible in the first place, regardless of how I feel about someone. Buddy said in my thread I'm charismatic, I may come off that way here because I am far more comfortable on the Internet. IRL I'm awkward with pretty much everyone, at least until I spend a fair amount of time hanging with them. That one time I did talk to her I think I faked being non-chalante ok (except for when I dropped my granola bar on the ground when trying to open it.... yes that was purely because I was nervous ). I do feel I am getting obsessive though, I will give you that. Which is why I want to stop admiring her from afar as soon as I can.

The first one. The second one would be "How cum?" Although I guess you were implying the foreigner would spell it the other way unintentionally in his broken (written) English. Well played.