Doom Metal Alchemist

@garbagepailcat

Nope, I'm the baby.

I will crrrack the whip (rolled r's on 'crack') With a a bold mighty hail Cover me with death If I should ever fail

House Party [whatever number they're on]: Office Party.

I have a hard time falling asleep without the TV on. The silence is deafening.

Ok, if this happens again... channel it into some Sam Kinison-esque rage comedy.

It's (probably) still the weekend and you're drinking during the day so you have no horrible hang-over for work tomorrow. What's to judge?

Hmmm I'm going to say deathy.

I don't know about the very least painful, but one of the least painful spots for a tattoo is the outside of the upper arm, you know, the really common place. WARNING: Not all places on the arms have relatively little pain when getting tattooed, I learned this the hard way.

Chicago's Pizza With a Twist.

*zap* Your mind is now a potato!

You don't say. Next you'll be telling me chances are I'm consuming an unnecessary excess of high fructose corn syrup daily.

Vacationing in a rented house in Hawaii, I was ok with wild geckos on the walls and ceilings. The roaches next to my bed were another matter.

I don't know what to make of that "Male tears are hot" comment, but yes, fuck toxic masculinity.

I'm not at all saying we don't cry. I'm saying we try to suppress it as much as possible. Purposely inducing crying from ourselves doesn't even cross our minds at all. Am I wrong?

I think even wanting to cry is a strictly female thing. As males we are taught from a very early age it's not ok to cry, unless like, a very close relative dies, and even that's iffy.

.....was Rogue ever a Pod 6er?

Library's most likely not going to be exactly right around the corner.

Do you know what the "knock on wood" superstition is?

Maybe next time find a McDonald's, buy a soda, sit down at a table and do them there.

Haha, yes! The most amazing thing happened to me today. No, nothing to do with a woman, but this just might be just as good. An old bandmate I'm friends with on facebook but hardly ever talk to / hear from made a post today (or yesterday, but I didn't see it until today), I responded to it, and then he texted me asking if I want to play D&D with his group tomorrow night. I've been wanting to reconnect with this dude for a long time now and ask him if he wants to join my new band, but haven't because I wanted to get something concrete done first so he's not just twiddling his thumbs wondering why I'm not asking him to write / record some shit for us. The going has been VERY slow for my new band, but hey, he reached out to me to hang out first, I take that as a really good sign, and now I have a good reason to ask him to join, and I can tell him in person all the plans I have for it. I am so fucking excited, man.

That makes me sad. 🙁Oh well, if you want your boobs smaller, which I know you do, weight loss would probably be better than a plastic surgeon. It honestly seems like plastic surgeons who do breast implants and / or breast reductions don't even like boobs because they always look completely grotesque when they're done with them. Even if they're at a good (or even great) size, they still always completely botch the shape, including with reductions.

Oh, I see what you're saying now. 😁 My car's old enough to have a built in CD player. If an mp3 player is an option, I recommend that along with a bluetooth speaker you can connect it to. I got an Oontz Angle 3 speaker (or something like that), and I love it for using in the car. It cost like $35.

Oops.