Doom Metal Alchemist

I like the longer hair.

Like the punk rocker from Teen Titans go, except I'm the Doom Metal Alchemist.

This. What else am I going to do? There's no plunger anywhere.

I had no idea people shipped Toei monsters (did I spell that right?)

@Vela Also we ALL probably get our paranoia about using public toilets from our moms. 🤣

That's for the person in diagram 0.

I do remember that! 🤣

Hm. I'll try to remember this.

That's how Butters reads his comic books.

Are you gonna leave us hanging???

Took my answer.

It's hard enough getting interviews for positions I DO meet the posted requirements for.

What do you mean not aggressive enough?

Firstly, unless you live in literal Dougal County, $17.00 is hardly the best job in the city. What about your manager at the time? Your job was better than theirs? Entry level sales jobs in general often have very little posted requirements, whether they be experience or education. That's how I got into insurance sales. They literally didn't even give a shit that I had a college degree. The fact that I went door to door collecting money for my paper route was more attractive to them.

Is this about your T-Mobile job?

Whatever you say. I've lived the same shit he's living for about a decade. Not at all in the same field, mind you.

Well fuck you too. Apparently I am a loud chewer. And yes I chew with my mouth closed.

So yesterday you have sympathy for those in this situation and today you're making fun of them and blaming their misfortune on themselves?

Dude, I used to love doing that when I was little.

Nah, see, if we all stank nobody would realize it because we would smell it all the time. It's like how Packard thinks cigarette smoke doesn't have a smell.

I don't recall what I dream about lately, lol. A lot of recurring themes in the recent past have been sex, being back in high school as a college graduate, losing articles of clothing...

garbagepailcat, I'm going to apologize in advance here. I was overthinking again. And I came to the realization that I overthink a LOT of things, not just about potential romances. It's weird it took me this long to figure it out, lol. I absolutely inherited this trait from my mother. She way overthinks everything. ANYWAY.... I was thinking about the whole thing where I sat across from her and started talking to her, and she randomly changed seats. Buddy's reassurance seemed to boil down to she probably likes personal space.... but I see her sitting next to and across from people all the time in the break areas when we are in the same ones at the same time. So my mind went to "maybe I did make her uncomfortable after all," but then I thought well maybe because I'm essentially a stranger, AND maybe because I'm a man she's a little guarded, not in a "get this creep away from me" sense, but hopefully a "I like this guy but I have to be careful" sense...

THERE'S MIDDLE GROUND

Why the hell are you asking cis men's opinions on handbags. Lack of a question mark intentional. I feel I need to state this because I usually try my best to have perfect punctuation.

I'm with buddy in that if I "believe in my heart of hearts" that it'll never happen, that it'll literally never happen. How would it? She'd literally have to be the one to make the first move. Can i really rely on that? I could see not trying to force it being good advice. Not to make it happen, just let it happen.