Doom Metal Alchemist

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...You don't need a disc for spotify. It's a program you download from the Internet. I don't think installation CD-ROMs are a thing at all anymore.

Hm, possibly. I think it would be more correct to say, "No one influences you, for better or worse, than your parents." I guess my parents messed me up in some ways, but I feel other people messed me up in much worse ways.

My favorite drink is probably Mountain Dew Code Red. Pretty sure that literally always came in a can, lol.

Because of porn I don't really like skinniness in women anymore. There's this cute girl at work (not that one I'm hella ga-ga over) but she's just too skinny. I need some curves.

Sounds like something a dog would do. If it was a person, it would probably have been left in a flaming bag.

I think most people do that when they're on their own.

Nuh-uh, she knocked on wood. Don't you know anything?

Happy belated birthday! Due to your sceen name you get this instead of a cake:

Some of those I don't get, and Richard Dixon should've been Tricky Dick and a note that you didn't even need to make that one up... but on the whole, good shit.

I got nothing. I fucking suck at interviews.

Good luck... we're all counting on you.

I like Wendy's for the 4-for-4, but on an item by item basis, I prefer BK's whopper.

You'll have to settle for pumpkin spice for now. Which set of lips we talkin' here? 🤔

Bugs go squish. Or whatever bug-like things that aren't technically bugs.

As others have said, you can use spotify on the computer. I have it, but I (almost) never use it. Like you, I love CDs. I still download / pirate a shitton, to see what CDs i want to spend my hard earned money on. I tend to look to spotify when I can't find what I want to download. 99 times out of 100, it's not on spotfiy either. It's weird you don't have a phone, but at least that means I'm not alone in doing most / all their Internetting from the computer like a damn xennial (which I am).

Why you losing so much weight? You're big where it's good to be big. I don't recall you having a particularly big stomach or anything.

Happy birthday! Instead of a cake you get a song:

Donald and Melania Hump ....too obvious?

Wasn't there a real porno called Nailin' Palin? Anyway... George Herbert Walker and His First Lady's Bush Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick. Slick Willy (I didn't even make that one up) Hillary's Clit On the Tip of My Tongue Bar Cock o' 'bama Operation My Rack is Freedom The Liberty Balls The Revolutionary Whore We Shredded the Articles of Clotheration and Replaced it With The Constant-Nude-Show. Cock and Baaaah (you don't want to know what kind of porn this one is) The Right to Bear Our Genitals in Our Arms Shall Not Be Infringed (is "bear" correct, or should I have used "bare"?)

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That sounds like absolute hell. Is wearing long sleeves more tolerable than sunblock? Or does sunblock just not work well enough for you?

You mean... either you didn't like it when she kissed you on the lips / cheek / forehead or with tongue, or she just didn't do it at all, for a few years???

I still (exclusively) watch cable TV, and I buy CDs all the time. I'm such a horrible millennial. I do wear a man-bun at work.... but only because all us long-hairs (all genders) have to keep our hair above our shoulders "for safety reasons," and a man-bun is preferable to getting it all chopped off.

You people and your new-fangled (lol) dinosaurs. My favorites as a kid were the T-Rex (cliche, I know), and diplodochus (sp?). I liked the diplodochus because it was the biggest known dinosaur at the time. Or maybe the dino books I started with were outdated even by the time I started with them. I don't know. I do remember hearing about Ultrasaurus and (I think) Megasaurus when I was still young, which were both bigger. I lost my interest in dinos long ago. Jurassic Park and The Lost World are still classics, though.