Doom Metal Alchemist

Fruit Stripe bubble gum is a thing. @molarbear, is the reason you go through Fruit Stripe like it's going out of style because the flavor only lasts a few seconds before it's gone?

While he's doing this, amirite?

Jesus Christ you take personal offense to fucking everything. Forgive me for misunderstanding your wording of "I think fb not only listens to conversations but also what other people say about you and suggest ads on that" to mean those are the things you think your results are based on.

Just a general comment that it's not just what's posted on facebook that determines what ads you see on it.

I'm pretty sure it's also tied to your google searches.

I know. My point was that ghostie often likes to call other people here perverts for talking about it.

It does?

Patrick Star must be the gayest starfish that ever came to gaytown to look so horrified in that situation.

Why grey?

Ah.

Is putting it in your purse an option?

And buddy said Naraku sounded like he's 13. 😄 You're going through "the changes," man! Protip: Don't ever leave the house wearing sweatpants.

Yeah, I could see that.

What happened to your puppies?

Happy birthday! I want to find a pic of that one American Dad character, but I don't remember his name, I don't remember what country he represents, and I don't remember what position he was in his country's military.

I would too. Switch the AM and PM though, and fuck yeah.

That exists? Maybe I'd like it. The one time I tried potato salad I hated it, and I think the fact that it was cold had something to do with it.

I turned it into episticles, which took to me to epistles.

Haha, before I scrolled down enough to see this, I was going to reply to sponges, "nah, he's too much of a prude, he's thinking about giving a cutie a peck on the cheek." Well now my only response is this: You are a pervert, ghostie.

Now now, the pic doesn't show that anyone has BOUGHT it. And I'm sure you remember that decades' old "ghost in a jar" on sale on ebay. This isn't any weirder.

"Should only be used for sentimental purposes." How do you "use" pee for sentimental purposes?

I have never taken a dick pic. I should make that an AMA thread. Also I almost spelled it "dic pick." like wut

I farted in the shower one time. Never again. The worst smelling fart I have ever smelled, from me or otherwise. My guess is because it was in a small confined space.

I actually initially wrote "Rodney Dangerfieldmouse," but that's just too random, I think.

I would've called myself Rodney Dangerfieldtrip.