Doom Metal Alchemist

If I got that response from asking a girl out, my reaction would be this:

Aliens are not computers / robots.

The proper Internet vernacular is "no u," you used irl vernacular.

This was comedy gold. And I'm laughing with you, not at you. Seriously, that was brilliant. 😂

When you use a laptop, the world is your desk. And it's usually your bed.

But Edward IS Edward! I have no idea who you are, person with 2 posts, but it is very likely you were on the ASMB, as you seem to be a Cowboy Bebop fan. 🤔

Also, I'm going to San Francisco tonight through Friday night for a concert, and I really need to make a concerted (ha) effort to wear long pants and take my jacket, because if I don't I'm going to be fucking miserable when I get there. But here it's still t-shirt and shorts weather (during non-vampire hours, anyway).

Yeah, that's usually how it is here too.

This isn't really an encounter, but is the first thing that popped in my mind... For a while I used to like to go to Cold Stone Creamery after my Thursday morning chiropractor appointment every week. They have these "featured flavors" you can try, which is concoctions they come up with that feature specific blends of different flavors of ice cream and toppings and other mixtures that go in the ice cream. Well, I like variety in my junk food, so every time I would go, I would try something different. One time I ordered I think it was a strawberry shortcake something-or-other cone. I got the cone dipped and sprinkled, because, why not. Ice cream is supposed to be fun, I'm a kid inside, and I love sweets. Well, the cone wasn't dipped with chocolate, I guess it was dipped with some strawberry flavored dip. It was pink. So I was eating a giant ice cream cone that featured pink ice cream, pink dip on the cone, and rainbow colored sprinkles on the cone. I was enjoying my ice cream, when it randomly dawned on me that I probably just ordered the gayest item on the menu. "Eh, so what if the person behind the counter thinks I'm gay," I said to myself as I finished my ice cream and left.

Can you post it in such a way that I don't have to download it to my machine to watch?

Around here, that's literally every October. Just looked at my phone and the high today is supposed to be 82. And the weather started cooling off much earlier this year. It started late September. Usually it doesn't start cooling down until the last week of October. Last night was the first night I took my jacket to work, so I can wear it back to my car when I get off at 4:30 AM.

No, he should look at the name tag of the pharmacy tech he talked to, then say, "With my last breath, I curse [pharm tech's name here]!"

Hey, The Amazing Jonathan's funny.

Go specifically for the viagra and cialis and strip naked so you die from a priapism and it's out there for all to see.

I've never been too much of a Tool fan (I like but not love Schism and Stinkfist, I HATE Sober). One night while I was playing D&D with my group, the host / DM put on the new Tool album as background music and I was surprised at how many times I had to mentally take myself out of the game and be like, "Oh hey, this is really cool music! Is Tool always like this???" The friend who put it on said that at first he didn't like the album as his reaction was basically, "That's it?? We waited that long for this??? It's the same as the last album!" But the more he listened to it the more he enjoyed it. He did say that the guitar player plays a lot more lead on the new album than he ever did on any past Tool albums. I still need to check the album out beyond listening to it while playing D&D.

Happy birthday!

"Kitties with Titties" Caters to fans of busty catgirls.

Ok, that works.

I think that says Hug Life...

Well then what is it???

Heh, cool that your uniform doesn't include what shirt you must wear.

Hold my beer while I take a drink of this cock caulk.

I'll have you know I never do that shit.

Are both the Bengals and the Browns so horrid that you decided to align yourself with a team from another state?

I remember that thread too.