Doom Metal Alchemist

Unless your friend is a coworker, how would they even meet?

This makes me think of that old SNL sketch of Norm McDonald playing Larry King just saying random non-sense.

It's nice to know that calculus must've been banned from the ASMB for being racist.

Same, and it was the only math subject I ever took that kicked my ass.

.........Do you mean yoga pants?

That implies he'd be willing to leave the basement.

I would've said, "1, because heaven doesn't exist."

Say something along the lines of, "Women belong in the kitchen, not the workplace."

Play just about any musical instrument that isn't acoustic guitar (though acoustic guitar could still be sexy if she's playing classical or flamenco or something). Be a fan of doom metal or epic heavy metal. Be able to suck on her own nipples.

Play guitar, I guess.

It looks like @GuyBeardmane decided to go clean-cut.

I'll make it I swe-ear, oh, oh, Dumpster Fires over the-ere!

"I'm not looking at your tits, I'm just reading the subtitties-- titles. Shit...."

Why does he look like Marty McFly?

*sings* When I think about you, I google myself.

Happy birthday!

He's a 7 year old attempting to catfish.

I am LITERALLY sitting in front of my computer right now.

Grumpy Cat 2.0

Hooha Man has the powers of Cease and Desist legal forms.

Remember that Maddox dude who was popular on the Internet like 15 years ago? He had a Mega Man robot master sketch drawing called VagEyeNa Man or something.

That never would have occurred to me to use the track build mode for that, lol.

You may be a little young to remember this, but I sucked on the build your own track mode (I don't remember what it was actually called) on Excitebike. I would usually end up just putting a shit ton of huge ramps in a row, and end up doing nothing but crashing.

I'm happy that Gordon is killing it in this poll.

I never owned Mega Man III (except on emulator much later) so I'm no where near as familiar with the music than I am say, Mega Man II, which I grew up with. This is definitely a really good tune though.