Doom Metal Alchemist

Damn, I was a business major but never had any classes that focused on how to network. I know you may be feeling you're having a tough time, but it sounds like you're getting a better education than I did at my local college, so don't give up!

Does the facebook group have that weird capitalization?

What's elaborate about it? Also why did you capitalize every word in that sentence... except "elaborate"?

I'm sorry, but that's the fakest name I've ever heard. Like if some weirdo wanted to know my name and I didn't feel comfortable either telling them my name or telling them no, "Johnny Smith" is like exactly the lie that would come out of my mouth off the top of my head.

Oh, another one of these guys. This very specific brand of self-deprecating humor gets old when so many guys here use it.

Pro-life propaganda. Trying to brainwash kids at a young age.

A whole cup? Nah, the single ramen noodle schtick has finally become his reality.

That's funny, but it irks me they talk without opening their mouths.

Eh, good enough I guess. Wikipedia (which is what I'm assuming that's from) is notoriously bad at reporting what particular sub-genres bands / artists fall in so I was hoping for your own personal take.... That's a wide variety of genres, with punk rock probably the closest to metal listed there. But still neither metal or any metal subgenres listed. Electronica would probably fit that particular song which is why I was always like "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BAND IN THE METAL SECTION????" It's probably not that these sites file them under metal strictly, they probably file them under a whole bunch of genres that they do and / or don't belong to just to cover their bases. Thank you for your response.

Alright, now convince me why I'd want to listen to a nu-metal / alternative metal musician (presumably) cover a children's cartoon theme on acoustic guitar.

Prove yourself right.

Also @That_One_Guy your partner looks like a cross between Seth Rogen and Matt Stone.

What the hell am I looking at.... Are those furry punching bags or the worst giant-red-glowing lightbulb props ever made?

......You're high right now, aren't you?

Fucker I'm asking a serious question because I am genuinely perplexed why every webstore I see them on files them under metal. WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING GENRE????

It's something "nut," that's for sure.

Why did you make that two. Sentences?

It's the bad one. I know this because of an infamous anti-smoking PSA.

I think pure in this instance refers to what you see is what you get; there are no hidden layers.

I'm trying to think of that Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop) quote.... "Nothing is more pure and cruel than a child." Something like that.

Dayum. I've had long hair off and on throughout my adulthood, more often on than off. It was long when I was 20, and it is long now as I'm 36.

He implying some bird of prey swooped down and nabbed the dog?

Argh! I was referring to giving her conversation, but what I meant was I was giving her the conversation because of her hypocrisy in her original reply to this thread, and hypocrisy pisses me off even when it isn't directed at me specifically, but in this case it was directed at me specifically.

What the hell is a "regular meme"? I mean, I can see that working in the past for those old school impact font set up on top of picture and punchline on the bottom, but there's many many different common templates out there now, and even then, an "anime meme" couldn't be regular or irregular.

Ok, but can you answer my question about their genre?