Doom Metal Alchemist

I wasn't referring to your or your guys' pics.

Hypocrisy is one of my biggest pet peeves, even when it ISN'T directed specifically at me.

Last time I saw your pic your hair was a lot longer.

That was a great post, but I've never been lead to believe scoob even smokes pot, lol.

Oops. Why the hell did I think you were responding to ghostrek? My mistake.

Your sexism is exactly like bucket's racism. Good show.

lol

Pat posts all the time now. Unless you're going to pull the "Pat's not a mod, he's an admin!" card. Also Katt still posts regularly.

How much later after the "verbal write-up" did you ask your new manager about it?

This was a joke thread inspired by cats....? I'm not even into catgirls. The way I was initially thinking of the joke was it would be for furries.... of which I am not.... but that's not niche enough and the title has "kitties" so it should be cat-centric.... The title has "titties" in it, so it should also be tit-centric.... A random stupid rhyme came to my head and I made a joke around it that made sense to me. I think it was inspired by Sponges' "I'm not starting at your tits, I'm reading the subtitles," thread, or however he worded it. Also, lol at scolding me about treating women as objects when you treat men as nothing but dicks to ride.

As long as you don't: 1. Think they're the best band ever 2. Hate Ladybaby for "ripping them off" Basically, don't be gaynor.

Yeah, this doesn't sound judgmental at all.

I think ghostrek is even more afraid of creeping out girls than I am.

I mean, unless you're introducing them to each other, but the OP leads me to believe that's the last thing you'd do. If any of my coworkers know any of my non-work friends, I don't know about it, and none of them probably know about it either.

A mug half full of coffee and half full of milk. I like my coffee just a little warm because I prefer to drink it fast than just sip it. And I like it better than iced coffee.

When people tell you that, tell them you'd much rather hear Halloween themed music in October. Otherwise they're a Halloween scrooge.

Don't listen to this. You're a man in your 30s who isn't a hunk and works as a janitor. Dating sites are infested with catfish with profile pics of porn stars and models masquerading as rich girls who want to take care of all your financial needs and pretend to love you, but actually do nothing but ask you to pay their bills for them and make empty promises to meet up with you in person, which never happens. I've seen a friend destroy himself over this. He'll probably end up homeless because he refuses to believe he's giving all his money to catfish. You don't have to settle for someone reprehensible, but be realistic. Nevermind, case of mistaken identity on my part.

Is your body also taking a shit today? Well that's normal, so probably. I guess what I'm asking is your body taking many runny shits today?

Yay, a song that became a huge hit because of one silly lyrical line in the chorus and a video consisting of the group in silly monkey suits. Do you know this band's music aside from this song? Because I'd like to know why virtually all music webstores that carry a wide variety of genres file these guys under "metal." Because this song is about as metal as N*Sync (not in the same way, of course).

Never heard of it. I have heard Mr. Brownstone, though.

I can't tell if you're saying you're trying to eat one meal that'll last you 24 hours. That's not the healthy way to eat, and it's especially not healthy to force yourself to do that if you are not hungry enough to. If you're not doing it already, just have many small meals throughout the day. If you're already doing that, just ignore this.

It'd have to be photographic evidence of him wearing a MAGA hat.

It's as if you still work at the porn store.

Her friend may have been more doing the dude a favor than doing her a favor. "Dude I have a hot single friend! You'd LOVE her! She's just what you need to get out of your funk."

The only reason I'm not anymore is I realized that at my age, I'd have to become zeni to find a single and childless woman. I'm still not at all ready to be a parent, step or otherwise. Hopefully whatever single mother I date will not pressure me right away to have a relationship with her kid(s).