Doom Metal Alchemist

@GuyBeardmane Scorpions is one of my all time favorite bands, but mainly for their 1972 - 1976 material. Are you familiar with any of that stuff? For me Klaus' best vocal performance (in the studio anyway) goes all the way back to their 1972 debut...

I'm not gonna click on any of these, but the thumbnail on the Jonas Bros. one shows one of them playing an electric guitar. That's a good sign, at least.

Hey, I'm the same height!

I'll take your word for it. lol

I'm fat on the inside too. I'm also fat on the outside when my lifestyle is sedentary, but I have a job that's always got me moving, so I'm pretty thin right now.

The question I have is did you accidentally kick your own nuts in a botched crane kick attempt, or did your opponent fight dirty?

Aren't you 5'6"?

Uh?

"Fucking gingers.... all they do is sleep all day and cram lasagna down their throats." Get it? They're basing their racial stereotypes off Garfield....

Did the cubs win that game?

I'm actually not, I just thought this would make an amusing thread. lol

I ain't throwing no salt. I'll think positive though. So positive, that I'm convinced that I'll be a-ok without even throwing salt over my shoulder.

Too late for what? She may be pregnant from a one night stand and doesn't even plan on telling the baby daddy. Game on!

Think of it this way: You've lived on the streets for some time, for what I understand, was your own volition, and you seemed to be ok with it. You stuck it out for a long time. The fear of living in the streets is what drives most people in our society to live how they don't want to live. Go to a shitty job 40+ hours a week then come home too tired to do anything but sleep. They don't see their loved ones enough. They don't get enough sleep. They can't buy the things they want to buy. They can't spend their time doing the pursuits they want to be doing. All for the fear of living in the streets. But you've lived on the streets so long already, you know you can survive. You lived that way (if I'm not mistaken) largely by choice for several years. If things right now don't work out, what's the worst that's gonna happen? You gonna be on the streets again? You know you can live through that pretty easily. I hope I'm not being presumptuous about how hard being on the streets is / was / will be again for you.

But does Brady not remind you of The Brady Bunch? ......Did I just ruin the name Brady for you?

Happy birthday!

I'm sure that works, but then everyone would think you're a creep for the rest of your life.

BK has $5 $6 and I think $7 "King Boxes." Burger, fries, and a drink. $5 is a whopper (the one I get), $6 I think is a double whopper, and I'm assuming the $7 is a triple whopper of some kind. It's a "small" fries, but I think it's a good amount. The trouble is, the drink. It's "value" sized, which is like somewhere between a McDonald's small and a free cup of water.

Touché...

You know he's just gonna use all that catnip from the evidence locker.

YOU HEARD ME

.... You've never heard the old superstitions about black cats being bad luck, witches, brides of Satan, etc.? Specifically it is said to be bad luck if one crosses your path. Well one ran in front of my car while I was driving at night. I did not hit it. I'm just wondering what the superstition would say my fate is.

Are you sure that's what that is? I'm on a fucking computer and that doesn't look like writing to me.

On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right?