Doom Metal Alchemist

I gave this post a like purely for "fuck [Mavis Beacon]."

In the past people didn't have shit like Turbo Tax and Credit Karma to do the work for them.

Is it just me, or does Marlon Brando look like Tony Danza here?

Garfield and Friends is on Boomerang!

*millennium

Happy birthday! 🍰

I don't get it, but it made me lol anyway.

Just think about leprechauns, potatoes, Lucky Charms, and sun-burns. Maybe inspiration will hit you.

Probably my all time favorite movie, and that's one of the best scenes. RIP. On the black-sabbath.com forums, my avatar's been Neil as Robin's minstrel for like 15 years.

Hey, you wanted her at one point, right?

I hear it's a series of tubes.

Happy birthday!

If I ever get married, I hope my hypothetical wife wants to elope.

I've been there. Due to my work schedule I don't go out during the day much anymore, but this afternoon I went out in a t-shirt (no jacket or sweatshirt) and I wasn't cold at all. I was wearing long pants, but I assume I would've been fine in shorts. In the car I had to have the A/C on.

This might not be entirely realistic, but release a demo with my band.

Not a fan of coffee?

I already told you, I imagined you having strippers at the wedding. Unless you were going to have the wedding in vegas because that's where the strippers are, but make two separate trips, which would completely defeat the purpose of having the wedding close to where the strippers are....

You said you'll have the wedding in vegas because that's where Chippendales is... Aren't bachelor(ette) parties usually more than a few days earlier than the wedding?

..........The strippers are supposed to be at the bachelorette party, not the wedding itself...

Awesome, congrats!

I just got up.

I could totally envision one of these Chippendale's dancers to be working that party. I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.

Oh my.

Does she hate Peppa Pig or is more like, "How dare they make her go to bed"?

About 80 hours is my record. I had a final paper to finish writing and plenty of time to finish it, but my brain was completely fried from lack of sleep. I was afraid that if I went to bed I wouldn't be able to get up in time to finish my paper, but I had no other choice. So I went to bed, and miraculously got myself up a couple hours before the deadline and turned in my paper with about 30 minutes to spare. Passed the class.