Doom Metal Alchemist

I mean, short of plastic surgery, what else can you do to change your appearance other than dye your hair a different color, grow it out (if currently short, otherwise cut it if currently long), shave off your facial hair (or grow some if you don't have any already) and wear clothes you (presumably) don't normally wear?

That was an amazing Star Wars reference. An incredibly nerdy reference in an anecdote that is otherwise pretty much the antithesis to nerdy.

I think "beating naked dude's dick" makes more sense considering common slang.

Holy shit, are you trying your hand at comedy?

And apparently part Irish, judging by that one thread?

But then why's the naked woman there?

He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass."

Are you talking about your dick, or a literal balloon you purchased online and then inflated with your breath?

Mix totally wanted it.

I just had a thought.... Heavy metal as a music genre is rife with bands whose lyrics center around Christianity, and VERY rife with bands whose lyrics center around Satanism, and there are bands whose lyrics center around other various religions..... The singer in my band, who writes our lyrics, believes in pretty out there stuff, if I send him a link to your manifesto (or whatever you call it) and we want to center our lyrics around your religion of time, would you give us your blessing?

I don't understand. I get "Sonic" and I get "Screwdriver," But I don't know "Sonic Screwdriver."

Probably since computers as we know them didn't exist until like, what, the 1960s?

I wonder if the new year's ball drop is like intentionally some kind of symbolism for someone's testicles dropping. Someone help me out here.

Sometimes I feel Like I'm dying at dawn

I don't know, did he really? "Completely change your appearance, then you will be sexy."

Hell yeah.

I gave this post a like purely for "fuck [Mavis Beacon]."

In the past people didn't have shit like Turbo Tax and Credit Karma to do the work for them.

Is it just me, or does Marlon Brando look like Tony Danza here?

Garfield and Friends is on Boomerang!

*millennium

Happy birthday! 🍰

I don't get it, but it made me lol anyway.

Just think about leprechauns, potatoes, Lucky Charms, and sun-burns. Maybe inspiration will hit you.

Probably my all time favorite movie, and that's one of the best scenes. RIP. On the black-sabbath.com forums, my avatar's been Neil as Robin's minstrel for like 15 years.