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That's not a stealth penis. How the bible describes the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception, God has a stealth penis.

I have no idea what Ikea that would be about. But this post reminds me of the time I saw something in the cable guide called "Bikini Islands", and I was like "ooh, that sounds nice" so I put it on, and it's a documentary about a group of islands actually naked named the Bikini Islands, which were not known for ladies in skimpy swimsuits (though I think that's actually where the swimsuit got its name from) but rather the islands served as extensive nuclear bomb test sites. Not quite as sexy as I hoped.

Happy birthday!

The difference is that sponges continued doing it way, way, way, WAY after literally anyone else on Earth gave a shit.

My Californian ass will join you in solidarity.

I have to too.

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Is that what's known as a "sex pistol"?

"s"?

That doesn't look like a cover for a game rated "E for Everyone".

Don't blame your temporary inability to do math on my sense of humor, lol.

1993 was 27 years ago...

...............I still don't understand.

I mean, at least they TRIED to make it an arm-cannon, unlike the North American version.

Dude, I can't lie. Well, I can, but I'm completely transparent when i do. EDIT: I just realized "transparent" means something else in this context, so what I meant is people can see right through me.

Why is 1993 the cutoff date?

Nah, I don't recommend those. Either I haven't played them or I didn't like them significantly. Is Super Dodgeball one of those that went for tens of thousands of dollars on ebay?

By "half frozen waffle", do you mean you toasted the waffle and ate half of it, or do you mean you toasted it but not enough, and it's still half frozen?

CAWK

SwingDongPersius was the only good one of those, but it was so good I gave you the like.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about, so I wanted to give this a confused react, but it made me LOL irl so a laugh react it is.

Do you know if D.C. Comics ever filed a copyright / trademark suit?

It's actually quite easy, you probably either just don't watch porn often or else you don't get particularly attached to which performers you're watching. Some I memorize because I like them so I seek out their material. Others I memorize because I really, really don't like so I memorize them so I can more easily avoid their material. In the case of Mia Khalifa, she got famous because she was I think Lebanese born and dreamed of becoming a pornstar but received death threats from many people in her home country for expressing said desire.

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