Doom Metal Alchemist

Wish I was a awake when this thread was posted, I could've solved the mystery like instantly. 😝

This post makes it sound like the movie sucks it's just incredibly fun to poke fun at it.

Never watched it, don't care to.

I thought everyone appreciated Starship Troopers. It's literally either you haven't seen it or you love it. I've never seen one negative comment about it.

Good point, they should start playing War Pigs instead. \m/

I know it wasn't for Forrest Gump... But Forrest Gump is why she is instantly recognizable to me.

That's a hot take, and I am intrigued. Don't worry, I'm not going to ask you to recall what you said about a movie ~25 years ago. 😆

What did I misread? Everyone was incredulous and having a laugh that (I can't remember which user) cared more about the vacuum than the boobs. Jez seemed just as perplexed. "Like dude, what a gaymo. Doesn't he like tits like anyone else in this situation?"

Ouch... That was Forrest Gump's mother. In the recent movie discussions where that movie came up, I can't remember what you said about it if you even said anything at all.

Do I need to quote Slayer here?

I already don't have far to go anyway....

Practicing at home alone everyday doesn't help with my nerves when I finally go on stage. (guitar analogy)

I hope I never have to give a semen sample for whatever reason. I really don't want to have to jerk off in a doctor's office. I can't imagine even being aroused enough to "stay up" to do the job.

Jesus Christ, you guys got to get the sticks outta your ass today. Oh no, I asked for a nude she already shared with this very same community in the past when it was being discussed at length. Creeper alert! You don't think I actually expected to see it, do you?

For me it's not campfires, but rather sitting with a group of friends with at least one of them smoking.

I wanted to post itastelikerona but he already basically made the joke, and I don't know why I didn't see that coming a mile a way.

Hey @Sawdamizer I don't suppose you kept that pic?

As far as Nick Cage goes, I really liked The Rock.

Face/Off was a surprisingly good movie.

Why thank you.

I don't want no doctors poking around my gay baby.

I know his act well enough to know he's talking about a Hot Pocket.

Goddamn I wanted to make that joke. Should've known that was the direction you were going in all along.

Robocop's pretty good, but it's more focused on being edgy and less on telling a great story relative to Terminator.