Doom Metal Alchemist

How in god's name is there someone here who dislikes cau.

I can't bring myself to listen to their cover of War Pigs, but I've heard its good. What do you think of it?

Isn't "compels"?

And who could forget a formerly-obscure-but-now-well-known NES game from the 80s whose music downright plagiarized none other than Black Sabbath:

Haven't watched it but I'm getting a little tired of this trope where Randy does/says something goofy or outlandish and Sharon basically goes, "Really, Randy? Really?"

Umm... It's a lot closer to "Almost all the guitar licks Rocktober can possibly have are left, guys!"

The fuck man I didn't question you I questioned nameraka. I didn't even bother to look it up after I saw your post, I just took your word for it.

Fairies wear boots dancing with a dwarf.

If you want more people to think about your boobs, there are very easy ways. 😝

"Ditka vs a hurricane." "Ditka." "HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON.... the name of the hurricane.... is Hurricane Ditka." "....Hurricane."

Before she told you to shut up, was she yelling at you or at your patient?

Wha?????? I don't know if I can call bullshit on that or not. I thought rappers like "big booty bitches" and Numbers for a while had an avatar of a fitness girl's ass and it was the flattest, boniest, most boring ass I have ever seen to this day. But do WOMEN rappers like big booty bitches like male rappers do? I do not know.

SPEAKING of boots worth thinking about... https://www.brooklynvegan.com/dr-martens-is-making-black-sabbath-themed-boots/?fbclid=IwAR0nFj5i0sWzS0KoFGxQKB1nuWQRuyEkXB7Y2mTOLiWrUt27Wk_i43GJdsA

Well I'll be damned.

You into flat man-boobs?

Also when ghost releases his minions upon the land, his minions will just turn around and slowly saunter the other direction.

Did Ed Gein even murder men? I thought he just murdered women. I could be wrong, though.

@molarbear denying this request AGAIN is proof enough your mustache is a Tim Lincecum pube-stache. Put up or shut up. Seriously I want to congratulate you but I can't do it in good conscience when the doubt is there.

A fever of 103, eh? I just hope you don't develop a cough and have trouble breathing. O_o