Doom Metal Alchemist

I demand you make a made-for-TV movie about me starring Tony Danza and Valerie Burt'n'Ernie. That was always one of my favorite Family Guy gags.

I don't do blankets. I live with an elderly woman (my mom.... is 64 elderly?) so you could imagine the temp of the house is not left too cold.

If you get curious, Follow the Reaper is the album to start with. IMO they never made an album anywhere near as good before or since.

It's early January, and at 4:30 AM after every work shift (as well as before every work shift at like 5:20 PM) I am wearing shorts in the parking lot between the building and my car. It's worth being a little cold for a few minutes so I don't have to be roasting for my 10 hour shift.

Honestly, I think Eric Andre has finally gotten his shit together this season, it's actually getting genuine laughs from me.

Happy belated birthday! I don't know who this character is, the aim here was for a furry cake.

Is that like the board equivalent of being a wizard?

Judging by the thumbnail... this does not look like good fap material....

Happy birthday! 🎂

Happy birthday! 🎂

Nothing.

Happy birthday! 🎂

What does this mean?

I about shat myself when I heard Mississippi Queen on Regular Show. RIP

I think you're misunderstanding.... I'm a night owl but I ain't fucking going anywhere for anything at 5:00 AM. Even if I don't plan on sleeping yet.

That's how Peter Griffin looks when he falls down.

That's WAY better.

If you mean RIGHT NOW right now, it is 5:00 in the morning....

Not me. I said he should be "metal weeb."

@Raptorpat seriously we need a shocked react.

Damn, I don't know how, but all those excepting the one at the bottom with Santa yelling at the reindeer seem unfamiliar to me. Oh wait, I also recognize the one about Ginger rolling in something stinky.

Better quality paint might be toxic.

Nice. I'm not much of a Ghostbusters fan, but that shirt looks cool due to the proton energy/electricity whatever surrounding the classic logo. My dad got me a bunch of scratch-off tickets, won 10 bucks and a free ticket with them. We haven't exchanged gifts for some years, I wasn't expecting him to get me and my mom anything, but surprise, surprise. I only got gifts for my 2 nieces and 2 nephews, so I didn't expect anything.