Doom Metal Alchemist

Was adult Yoda a gremlin?

My first instinct was Slimer.

Since he's a PhD student, I dub him Smarty-Pants.

Guys. It's about the 'P' on the coffee mug.

Can I offer some constructive criticism / editing? ^^^^^

I know that is a Pink Floyd song, what I was asking is do you use this Pink Floyd song as one of your hymns?

I gotta be honest, I never in a million years thought I'd ever hear / see someone say that.

Is this a hymn you sing in your, uh.... worship sessions.... whatever you may call your religion's equivalent to going to church?

And people denounce putting ketchup on hot dogs... yeesh.

Does that mean no ED pills were used?

Oh god, the mayo isn't actually mayo, is it?

Oh dear god, you know what this made me think of? Like when you were a kid playing at your friend's house, your mom comes to pick you up, "alright time to go!" And then your mom and your friend's mom start talking, and talking, and there is no end in sight to their conversation, so your friend gets your attention and you go back to playing and then your mom goes, "Hey, get back here! We're leaving! I'm not warning you again!" And then you go back to your mom, and your mom and your friend's mom still won't end their conversation and you're just standing their bored out of your mind... @Vamped you ever do this? 😛

I know people don't have cable anymore, but.... its on Comedy Central all the time.

A female IBer told me women like veiny arms because they remind them of veiny penies.

ITT: Distorted likes circle jerking.

I demand you make a made-for-TV movie about me starring Tony Danza and Valerie Burt'n'Ernie. That was always one of my favorite Family Guy gags.

I don't do blankets. I live with an elderly woman (my mom.... is 64 elderly?) so you could imagine the temp of the house is not left too cold.

If you get curious, Follow the Reaper is the album to start with. IMO they never made an album anywhere near as good before or since.

It's early January, and at 4:30 AM after every work shift (as well as before every work shift at like 5:20 PM) I am wearing shorts in the parking lot between the building and my car. It's worth being a little cold for a few minutes so I don't have to be roasting for my 10 hour shift.

Honestly, I think Eric Andre has finally gotten his shit together this season, it's actually getting genuine laughs from me.

Happy belated birthday! I don't know who this character is, the aim here was for a furry cake.

Is that like the board equivalent of being a wizard?

Judging by the thumbnail... this does not look like good fap material....

Happy birthday! 🎂