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    Happy birthday!
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    Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"
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    His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
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    Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."
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    His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."
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    Killed the sun with a turtle.
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    What about FMA 2003? I really wish that was on Netflix.
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    Should've been Michael Phelps.
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    Happy birthday! Never mind the name on the cake.
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    Has never UNsuccessfully started the wave at jury trials.
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    ???????????? I have literally never seen Speedy and Daffy paired together. Wait, you don't like Daffy Duck??????? What Twilight Zone episode am I in right now?
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    Is the sole reason The Simpsons keep bringing Disco Stu back.
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    The guy that voiced/voices Fat Tony on The Simpsons is named Joe Mantegna. I'm fairly certain his last name is pronounced Mon-ten-ya. It's gotta be my favorite actor name ever. It's almost Joe Montana but not quite. As a life long 49er fan, that tickles my funny bone. Like imagine a famous actor named Tom Rady.
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    The "Bro" vs The "Manssiere" Bro is actually pretty clever, but manssiere has got to be the worst product name in the history of time.
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    When I was in elementary school I was talking to some people and I mentioned I like the STP song and the girls thought I was talking about a TLC song of the same name.
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    Banned from the zoo for teaching the chimpanzees to fling their poo at the zoo-goers.
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    I never had a problem with trig. Pre-calc, on the other hand, kicked my ass in high school, and kicked my ass again in college.
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    No A Link to the Past?
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    I realized I don't know how CPR works. When we breathe into someone's lungs, we are not breathing air, we are breathing carbon dioxide. Humans cannot breathe carbon dioxide, that is the reason we breathe it out. So how does breathing in carbon dioxide help a person who is not breathing, start breathing again?
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    I can't remember what grade/subject where we were allowed to use calculators, but it was absolutely no earlier than algebra. Before that using a calculator was cheating.
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    None. But once me and my brother sold Mega Man 2, and I eventually rebought it since I wanted to play it again.
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    Sorry about the formatting.
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